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What else do you need to know? Some zoo down in CNN-ville has some low-level pandas that make even average pandas seem like Lindsey Lohan. MORE »

So the San Francisco Chronicle website posts some dumb thing about a horse at the SF Zoo that shares a name with a beloved political humorist, and we link to it because it mentions funny gal Ann Coulter, and now the zoo wants us to post a correction?

A correction to what? Is this what public-relations people really do all day?

In fact, the zoo’s statement is a classic non-denial denial that does nothing to kill speculation that the zoo horse was indeed named for America’s sweetheart. All that’s been clarified is that the horse was (allegedly) named by its breeder in 2001. And we’re supposed to believe Ann Coulter was born from the sea like Athena in 2002? (Oh wait, Venus was born from the sea after it was fertilized with the mutilated testicles of Uranus … Athena was born from the split-open skull of Zeus. We always mix those up.)

Read the actual letter from the actual San Francisco Zoo regarding a horse named “Coulter,” after the jump.

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