While American politicians are usually HORRIFYING SCHUMER REVELATION: ZOMBIES STALK THE SENATE
Tuesday, November 14th, 2006
In today’s “Heard on the Hill,” thrill to the terrifying tale of one Mississippi woman’s doomed correspondence with Senator Chuck Schumer, He-Who-Legislates-With-Ghosts! MORE »
In today’s “Heard on the Hill,” thrill to the terrifying tale of one Mississippi woman’s doomed correspondence with Senator Chuck Schumer, He-Who-Legislates-With-Ghosts! MORE »
Why Nobody Should Want To Be President
Monday, November 13th, 2006
Jesus Christ, we know the White House tends to age its occupants. We did not know it turns people into horrible zombie mummy monsters. MORE »
Jesus Christ, we know the White House tends to age its occupants. We did not know it turns people into horrible zombie mummy monsters. MORE »
‘Not Since I Wrote the Gettysburg Address …’
Monday, November 6th, 2006
The nation’s oldest windbag, Gore Vidal, has solemnly sworn that tomorrow’s election is the most important in his lifetime. MORE »
The nation’s oldest windbag, Gore Vidal, has solemnly sworn that tomorrow’s election is the most important in his lifetime. MORE »
Dead Candidates Keep Their Mouths Shut
Friday, November 3rd, 2006
The only secret the Glenda Dawson campaign is keeping is that she’s dead. MORE »
The only secret the Glenda Dawson campaign is keeping is that she’s dead. MORE »
Chilling Cocktober’s House of Representatives
Tuesday, October 31st, 2006
Everybody likes to “get in the spirit” of Halloween. Dennis Hastert is wearing his Jabba the Hutt costume, with Scott Palmer as Slave Leia. Ted Kennedy’s sporting his popular “Dead Kennedys” getup, and Laura Bush is once again dressed as “Evil soulless zombie monster baby-blood drinker.” MORE »
Everybody likes to “get in the spirit” of Halloween. Dennis Hastert is wearing his Jabba the Hutt costume, with Scott Palmer as Slave Leia. Ted Kennedy’s sporting his popular “Dead Kennedys” getup, and Laura Bush is once again dressed as “Evil soulless zombie monster baby-blood drinker.” MORE »
Metro Section: Dribbleability Comparison
Monday, October 30th, 2006
- Photos from DC Zombie Lurch. [DC DISCOMBOBULATED]
- Halloween rape fantasy: “I’m white, reasonably good looking, experienced with this sort of play, respectful of limits (I insist we work out safewords, btw), friendly and probably someone you’d never expect this from.” [Craigslist]
- Howard Kurtz on Obama: “Experience? Who needs experience? That just makes you more vulnerable to negative ads.” [WP]
- The unabashed nerds in us bow to you, RSS readers. [prod & ponder]
- Adrian Fenty’s office spoils dribbleability comparison. [City Desk]
- Photos from DC Zombie Lurch. [DC DISCOMBOBULATED]
- Halloween rape fantasy: “I’m white, reasonably good looking, experienced with this sort of play, respectful of limits (I insist we work out safewords, btw), friendly and probably someone you’d never expect this from.” [Craigslist]
- Howard Kurtz on Obama: “Experience? Who needs experience? That just makes you more vulnerable to negative ads.” [WP]
- The unabashed nerds in us bow to you, RSS readers. [prod & ponder]
- Adrian Fenty’s office spoils dribbleability comparison. [City Desk]
Santorum Ad Reveals Horrible Truth: Casey’s Campaign Paid For by Corrupt Zombies Thursday, September 21st, 2006
When There’s No More Room in Minneapolis, the Dead Will Walk DC
Tuesday, July 25th, 2006
Golly, it didn’t take long for someone to get cracking on that “city-wide Zombie Dance Party.” Landless Theatre is planning one three short months from now.
We are a local theatre company (visit www.landlesstheatre.org) who is staging a production of Night Of The Living Dead in October. To promote this, we are going to host a Zombie-Thon - we are going to try to get as many people, dressed as Zombies, to march on Adams Morgan, ending up at a bar where the all undead rock group “The Diamond Dead” will be playing. Dates and locations to be announced. We are tying to build our list of possible Zombies to this event, so if you are interested in getting notifications about this, drop me a line. MORE »
Golly, it didn’t take long for someone to get cracking on that “city-wide Zombie Dance Party.” Landless Theatre is planning one three short months from now.
We are a local theatre company (visit www.landlesstheatre.org) who is staging a production of Night Of The Living Dead in October. To promote this, we are going to host a Zombie-Thon - we are going to try to get as many people, dressed as Zombies, to march on Adams Morgan, ending up at a bar where the all undead rock group “The Diamond Dead” will be playing. Dates and locations to be announced. We are tying to build our list of possible Zombies to this event, so if you are interested in getting notifications about this, drop me a line. MORE »
Totally Excellent Use of Funds
Tuesday, July 25th, 2006
Six men and women wearing “ghoulish makeup” for a Zombie Dance Party were arrested in downtown Minneapolis on suspicion of toting “simulated weapons of mass destruction.” They wore backpacks with “wires sticking out, making it look like a bomb, while meandering and dancing to music.” MORE »
Six men and women wearing “ghoulish makeup” for a Zombie Dance Party were arrested in downtown Minneapolis on suspicion of toting “simulated weapons of mass destruction.” They wore backpacks with “wires sticking out, making it look like a bomb, while meandering and dancing to music.” MORE »
Zombie Movie Good
Tuesday, December 6th, 2005
The Wonkette household settled down last night to watch Joe Dante’s zombie political satire, “The Homecoming” and we can now report that it is even better than the concept of a zombie political satire about disenfranchised undead soldiers has any right to be. Reviewers had already pointed to the Ann Coulterish “Jane Cleaver” character, what we delighted in was the horse-legged-for-horse-legged duplication of Coulter’s TIME cover as Cleaver’s book jacket photos. Also good: The warning the protagonist receives about her, “Be careful son. She’s what we used to call a…skank.” The Karl Rove character’s dubious sexuality is a nice touch as is his spin on the realization that the only soldiers returning as zombies are ones who oppose the war: “Look at all the veterans who support our cause by staying in their graves!” Funny because it’s true. MORE »
The Wonkette household settled down last night to watch Joe Dante’s zombie political satire, “The Homecoming” and we can now report that it is even better than the concept of a zombie political satire about disenfranchised undead soldiers has any right to be. Reviewers had already pointed to the Ann Coulterish “Jane Cleaver” character, what we delighted in was the horse-legged-for-horse-legged duplication of Coulter’s TIME cover as Cleaver’s book jacket photos. Also good: The warning the protagonist receives about her, “Be careful son. She’s what we used to call a…skank.” The Karl Rove character’s dubious sexuality is a nice touch as is his spin on the realization that the only soldiers returning as zombies are ones who oppose the war: “Look at all the veterans who support our cause by staying in their graves!” Funny because it’s true. MORE »
