Tag: zombies

Have you heard about the zombies? Zombie Mary and Zombie Joseph and little Zombie Baby Jesus, away in a manger on some dude's lawn...

The shambling, dead-eyed masses lurched forward, drawn, some singly, some in groups, by some inexplicable impulse, to gather in herds of ravening, senseless hunger....

Greetings, Wonketeers, from the Sunshine State, where it’s presently 70 degrees and there’s nary a cloud in the sky — enjoy your digging out,...

Zombies are all the rage these days, from the video games kids are playing to teevee shows and movies, you can’t go anywhere to...

We hope you are okay, Amy Wood, wife of Idaho Rep. Fred Wood, since you sustained second-degree burns on your face and hands after...

Perhaps the single greatest threat to the sanctity of the vote is dead people voting.  We say "perhaps," because there is an even greater...

Welcome, Wonkette readers! Racism is in the past, the CDC is promising there are no zombies, and we're building weapons to fight aliens! Aren't...

The prankster Republican Committee officials of Loudoun County, Virginia decided to invite families to their local Halloween parade this year with a photo montage...

Street-wise Newt Gingrich is the most hip, in-touch guy who ever came up with an idea for winning. Really! Take this latest one: the...

Minneapolis' city attorney's office has agreed to pay a $165,000 settlement to seven people who dressed up as zombies to protest consumerism in 2006....

Free citizens of America! Is globalism grinding you down and burying you in Ameros? Are Obama's secret police camped out in your driveway, waiting...

A reporter for hot gossip emporium Yeas & Nays was "publicly berated" for asking Sean Penn why he wished a bout of rectal cancer...

By the Comics CurmudgeonWhat is the most amusing part of the human anatomy? While there are a lot to choose from, I'd have...

What is 'Max Baucus'? We simply do not know. Today's RedState lecture: "How Limbaugh’s embodiment of MLK’s dream changed my life." Please take notes...

By the Comics CurmudgeonIt's absolutely true that politicians are, by and large, hideously ugly. So, if you're going to get into the political...

A horde of dead creatures associated with "Zombiecon 2008" has killed all of the Christians praying to the Wall Street bull and DRENCHED IT...

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