zombies

SECOND AMENDMENT REMEDIES  2:45 pm October 1, 2012

Whoops My Gun Room Exploded

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

We hope you are okay, Amy Wood, wife of Idaho Rep. Fred Wood, since you sustained second-degree burns on your face and hands after your gun room esploded, causing the back patio slab to collapse into the room below.

AND THEY WILL KNOW US BY THE TRAIL OF VOTES  10:50 am September 17, 2012

Texas Declares Living Voters Dead; Will Maybe Not Declare Them Zombies And Shoot Them

by Jesse Taylor

Perhaps the single greatest threat to the sanctity of the vote is dead people voting.  We say “perhaps,” because there is an even greater threat: the dead coming back to life and showing up at the polls just because they never actually died to begin with. Thankfully, Texas is on the case! Like all states, [...]

RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS  10:31 am June 5, 2012

Good Morning, The Future Is Here!

by Sulagna Misra

Welcome, Wonkette readers! Racism is in the past, the CDC is promising there are no zombies, and we’re building weapons to fight aliens! Aren’t you glad the past is over? According to Pew, difference in political opinions is what most divides Americans, rather than race or class. At first, this sounds amazing, because hello? Hooray [...]

BAD MANNERS  7:39 pm October 31, 2011

VA GOPers Send Charming Halloween Picture of Obama Shot In Head

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

The prankster Republican Committee officials of Loudoun County, Virginia decided to invite families to their local Halloween parade this year with a photo montage featuring Barack Obama with a bullet hole in his head, just to inject a little holiday-themed murder fun into the stale mix of vulgar anti-Obama right-wing mass email tropes. HILARIOUS!

THIS IS HOW REAGAN WON REMEMBER?  9:18 am June 24, 2011

Newt Gingrich Plan For Success: Win The Black Vote Back From Obama

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Street-wise Newt Gingrich is the most hip, in-touch guy who ever came up with an idea for winning. Really! Take this latest one: the Obama guy is screwing up so hard employing African-American voters that they are about to defect straight into Newt’s sweaty little red fingers. That is how it works, right? Black people [...]

ZOMBIELAND OF 10000 LAKES  5:15 pm August 24, 2010

City of Minneapolis Pays $165k Settlement To Zombies

by Jack Stuef

Minneapolis’ city attorney’s office has agreed to pay a $165,000 settlement to seven people who dressed up as zombies to protest consumerism in 2006. Police had arrested the protesters for what they thought appeared to be a “weapon of mass destruction,” but hilariously was actually an iPod and some equipment to amplify this terrorist mp3 [...]

BOOKS  12:03 pm August 19, 2010

America Secretly Ruled By Zombie Pigs and Khazar Bankers, Says Important Book

by Greer Mansfield

Free citizens of America! Is globalism grinding you down and burying you in Ameros? Are Obama’s secret police camped out in your driveway, waiting to haul you off to a FEMA camp? Does the NAFTA Superhighway run straight through your teabag sculpture garden? Got a case of the swine flu and aren’t sure which pig [...]

RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS  4:43 pm March 12, 2010

DC Metro A Perfect Example Of Why White People Should Buy Cars

by Riley Waggaman

A reporter for hot gossip emporium Yeas & Nays was “publicly berated” for asking Sean Penn why he wished a bout of rectal cancer upon her posterior. [Washington Examiner] The ACLU is suing a Mississippi high school that canceled its prom as a precautionary measure intended to discourage lesbian girls from attending its prom. The [...]

CARTOON VIOLENCE  1:10 pm October 16, 2009

This Week: Asses

by Josh Fruhlinger

By the Comics CurmudgeonWhat is the most amusing part of the human anatomy? While there are a lot to choose from, I’d have to say the butt, mostly because asses and humor occupy the exact same overlap in the Venn diagram between “sexy” and “gross.” Because our dying media establishment is still clinging to antiquated [...]

RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS  5:13 pm October 15, 2009

Jonah Goldberg Has An Advanced Degree In Zombieology

by Riley Waggaman

What is ‘Max Baucus’? We simply do not know. [Matt Yglesias] Today’s RedState lecture: “How Limbaugh’s embodiment of MLK’s dream changed my life.” Please take notes because you’ll be tested on this material at the end of the semester. [RedState] How will Jonah Goldberg survive the impending zombie apocalypse?! Hiding in a spider hole at [...]

CARTOON VIOLENCE  12:01 pm August 14, 2009

Horrible Terrifying Mutant Nightmare Beasts (And Chuck Schumer)

by Josh Fruhlinger

By the Comics CurmudgeonIt’s absolutely true that politicians are, by and large, hideously ugly. So, if you’re going to get into the political cartooning game, you’re going to have to learn to enjoy inking the minute details of the sagging face-flesh, the terrible combovers, the faces ravaged by decades-old acne scars, the paunches ill-contained by [...]

APOCALYPSE  3:27 pm October 31, 2008

ZOMBIES KILL FUNDIES, TAKE OVER WALL STREET BULL

by Jim Newell

A horde of dead creatures associated with “Zombiecon 2008″ has killed all of the Christians praying to the Wall Street bull and DRENCHED IT IN THEIR DEATH BLOOD, omg, Video Fridays are the best. This is completely terrifying and you will die just by watching it. [YouTube]

MANCHURIAN CANDIDATES  1:52 pm October 28, 2008

Is John McCain the Secret Communist?!

by Ken Layne

If there’s one thing nutty klanslady Sarah Palin is a-scared of, it is the Communist Threat. (And Katie Couric.) While there is no evidence of an actual communist country on Earth outside of, say, Cuba and … let’s see, that child army of Marxists or whatever in Nepal, it is still highly probable that a [...]

HILLARY CLINTON  1:30 pm April 25, 2008

Pennsylvania’s Cartoon Hangover

by Josh Fruhlinger

DEMOCRATS  3:37 pm January 11, 2008

Crazy Vampire Lady Endorses Hillary Clinton

by Ken Layne

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