A shocking new poll by Zillow.com — that site you stopped checking after your house became worthless — shows that nobody really wants to live anywhere near the power-mad scumbags running for president. Asked if they’d like to have Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Rudy Giuliani, Fred Thompson, Mike Huckabee, John Edwards, John McCain, Mitt Romney, Dennis Kucinich, Joe Biden or Ron Paul as a next-door neighbor, the top choice was “None of them.” MORE »