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Justice Sunday II was apparently a rousing success, reaffirming the already held beliefs of thousands. Among the speakers was duel enthusiast Zell Miller, who offered this evangelical koan regarding the Supreme Court’s finding against displaying the Ten Commandments: “How is it that the government thinks we need a no smoking sign by gas pumps to remind us that danger, but not think we need a reminder of the danger of a sinful lifestyle.” Just a guess here, Zell, but that might be because adultery does not result in one bursting into flames. Not unless you’re fucking really fast. MORE »

While the President’s away, Jenna will play. In this special (though non-dry humping) edition of Wonk’d, we present an extended account of one drunk liberal’s run-in with the beery blonde in addition to sightings of Novak, McAuliffe [things are slow, aren't they], Clinton, Gannon, Liz Phair sorta, Carville and Matalin, Miller kinda, Nader, Wilson, Gonzales.

A reminder: Because it is August and we are desperate, we are accepting sightings of famous-for-D.C. types even if they are outside of D.C. However, we don’t really collect famous-famous sights outside of D.C. (That guy who sent in a thing about running into Keanu Reeves in Chicago? We’re just going to assume you’re his agent.) Anyhow: Sightings are sent in by readers. Send yours to:

• I know you like to keep up with all things Jenna, so I thought you’d be interested to know that I spotted her last night at the Secret Machines/Kings of Leon show at 9:30 Club. Walking up to the bar, I noticed a pack of 6 really good looking girls who were way over-dressed for the 9:30 Club. One of them looked like Jenna, but I just figured it was just some girl who looked like her. But then one of the other girls walked up to her and said, “hey, JB, you wanna go up by the front of the stage?” I was now convinced it was her.

Jenna sighting continues and other sightings follow after the jump.

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