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CPAC Panda Furries Are GOP’s Future

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Chinese slave pets serve CPAC overlords.
Our CPAC correspondent from Boston, Garrett Quinn, sends this terrifying photograph of a CPAC sex worker known as “Bailout Panda.” When will the police crush this degenerate animal-orgy event?