Zach Wamp

IT'S MORNING IN AMERICA  8:38 am August 6, 2010

Oh Basil, You Were Too Good For This World

by Josh Fruhlinger

Traffic stops will continue unabated in the not-so-great state of Tennessee, as Basil Marceaux incomprehensibly goes down in defeat in his race for the GOP gubernatorial nomination! The only consolation is that secessionist Zach Wamp and Lt. Gov. Ron “Islam is a cult” Ramsey lost as well. The winner was Knoxville Mayor Bill Haslam, who [...]

WAMP WAMP  12:01 pm July 26, 2010

One of Basil Marceaux’s Leading Opponents, Zach Wamp, Would Like To Secede Maybe

by Jack Stuef

Congressman Zach Wamp is locked in a three-way battle for the Republican nomination for Tennessee governor (though it will ultimately go to a fourth candidate, Basil Marceaux), and so to give himself an edge he has resorted to the best talking point ever (after traffic-stop slavery emancipation), hinting that he maybe would like to secede [...]

WAGG THE BOG  4:42 pm October 8, 2009

Michael Bloomberg Seeks A Third Term As Mayor Of Tennessee, And Marco Rubio Calls Republicans ‘Uppity’

by Riley Waggaman

It’s official: Poo poo platter BILL O’REILLY wants to finger-bang the snot out of Minnesota Medusa MICHELE BACHMANN. Say no, Michele! You have a husband, a family — What would your son GRENDEL think? Baby Jesus himself would probably have a hernia. But Bill has a certain charm to him and he’s so soft and [...]

FUN WITH EDITING  4:55 pm March 5, 2009

Tennessee Congressmen: Health Care Reform Is Uhh… Mexican Socialism Or Whatever

by Jim Newell

Rep. Zach Wamp of Tennessee, home state of America’s most comical people, says funny things for several minutes: “Listen, health care is a privilege… I was just about to finish to say, that for some people it’s a right, but for everyone, frankly, it’s not necessarily a right. Some people choose not to pay… How [...]

PERSONALITIES  4:38 pm March 30, 2007

Wonk’d: A Soft, Moist, Shapeless Mass of Matter

by Alex Pareene


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