Tag: Zach Wamp

Oh Basil, You Were Too Good For This World

Traffic stops will continue unabated in the not-so-great state of Tennessee, as Basil Marceaux incomprehensibly goes down in defeat in his race for the GOP gubernatorial nomination! The only consolation is that secessionist Zach Wamp and Lt. Gov. Ron...

One of Basil Marceaux’s Leading Opponents, Zach Wamp, Would Like To Secede Maybe

Congressman Zach Wamp is locked in a three-way battle for the Republican nomination for Tennessee governor (though it will ultimately go to a fourth candidate, Basil Marceaux), and so to give himself an edge he has resorted to the...

Michael Bloomberg Seeks A Third Term As Mayor Of Tennessee, And Marco Rubio Calls Republicans ‘Uppity’

It's official: Poo poo platter BILL O'REILLY wants to finger-bang the snot out of Minnesota Medusa MICHELE BACHMANN. Say no, Michele! You have a husband, a family -- What would your son GRENDEL think? Baby Jesus himself would probably...

Tennessee Congressmen: Health Care Reform Is Uhh… Mexican Socialism Or Whatever

Rep. Zach Wamp of Tennessee, home state of America's most comical people, says funny things for several minutes: "Listen, health care is a privilege... I was just about to finish to say, that for some people it's a right,...