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  what if?

What If Bill O’Reilly Had Better Examples Of What Abraham Lincoln Would Or Would Not Do?

Watch out, because noted presidential scholar Bill “Falafel” O’Reilly has gazed upon Barack Obama and, hark unto his words, found him wanting, especially when compared to reputed Republican Abraham Lincoln, who never EVER would have cheapened his office by being fake interviewed by a portly Greek comedian. Yes, yes, “You didn’t build that” has officially morphed into “Abe wouldn’t do that.” Fun! Let’s play along! Read more on What If Bill O’Reilly Had Better Examples Of What Abraham Lincoln Would Or Would Not Do?…
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Who You Gonna Believe About Lincoln? Some Nerd History Guy Or Stephen Colbert?

Stephen Colbert has the skinny on Barack Obama’s presidency-destroying interview with Zach Galifianakis, which “set off a firestorm everywhere, from Fox News to later in the day on Fox News.” The montage of clips from Fox explaining how the short video mortally wounded the President’s dignity is worth the price of admission all by itself. And then there’s the beautiful abject failure of the rightwing attempts to call the video an abject failure — traffic to healthcare.gov went up 40% Tuesday after the video went viral. Read more on Who You Gonna Believe About Lincoln? Some Nerd History Guy Or Stephen Colbert?…
  why so unserious?

Bill O’Reilly Pretty Sure Lincoln Would Not Have Japed And Jested With Zach Galifianakis

It looks like the consensus is in: Barack Obama must resign or be impeached because he was in a six minute comedy video. The presidency is obviously damaged beyond repair. And now we can add Lincoln Authority Bill O’Reilly to the list of astute scholars of What A President Mayst Do. On his Tuesday program, O’Reilly led with the scandalous scandal, explaining that based on his vast awareness of the 16th President, “All I can tell is you is Abe Lincoln would not have done it,” because as everyone knows, Lincoln never went on any social media at all. Billo also suggested that the video was a sign that Obamacare must be a complete failure, asking whether “Using a comedic web site to enroll people is a little bit desperate, don’t you think?” Maybe it is! Though maybe it’s not quite as desperate as having a snit fit just because somebody else had a far better interview with the president than O’Reilly did. Read more on Bill O’Reilly Pretty Sure Lincoln Would Not Have Japed And Jested With Zach Galifianakis…
  the talking doll says "Benghazi"

Texas Congressman Randy Weber Will Impeach Obama For Going On The Zach Galifianakis Internet Show

Unwashed troglodyte taint Randy Weber, a leading Wonkette candidate for Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year, has returned to grace us all with some high quality incoherence today. What has Randy’s knickers all knotted and crammed up his rectum like a Pocket Rocket dildo? Oh, just that Our Most Exalted Star of the Firmament, Barack Hussein Obummer, is wasting all his time doing internet videos instead of getting to the bottom of what happened in BENGHAAAAZI!!!! What are some other things President Obama should be doing instead of wasting everyone’s time encouraging young people to sign up for health insurance before the March 31 enrollment deadline? Read more on Texas Congressman Randy Weber Will Impeach Obama For Going On The Zach Galifianakis Internet Show…
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Daily Caller Reporter Gotchas All Over Will Ferrell And Zach Galifianakis’s Face

Blah blah blah, Daily Caller wants to trip up some Hollywood ‘lites with policy gotchas, who cares. Just skip to 1:16, when the Daily Douchebag starts a question with “What about the president recently saying if you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that, somebody else did?” Ferrell has had enough derp and tries to just get away from this sad little man. But look at the contempt on Zach Galifianakis’s face as he realizes the complete and utter bullshit of the very foundation of the question. He is ready to punch the Daily Caller “senior video reporter” in the cock. He is probably going to murder a hooker later with the force of his rage-fucking. That is all. [DailyCaller] Read more on Daily Caller Reporter Gotchas All Over Will Ferrell And Zach Galifianakis’s Face…