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Watch out, because noted presidential scholar Bill “Falafel” O’Reilly has gazed upon Barack Obama and, hark unto his words, found him wanting, especially when compared to reputed Republican Abraham Lincoln, who never EVER would have cheapened his office by being fake interviewed by a portly Greek comedian. Yes, yes, “You didn’t build that” has officially […]

Stephen Colbert has the skinny on Barack Obama’s presidency-destroying interview with Zach Galifianakis, which “set off a firestorm everywhere, from Fox News to later in the day on Fox News.” The montage of clips from Fox explaining how the short video mortally wounded the President’s dignity is worth the price of admission all by itself. […]

It looks like the consensus is in: Barack Obama must resign or be impeached because he was in a six minute comedy video. The presidency is obviously damaged beyond repair. And now we can add Lincoln Authority Bill O’Reilly to the list of astute scholars of What A President Mayst Do. On his Tuesday program, […]

Unwashed troglodyte taint Randy Weber, a leading Wonkette candidate for Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year, has returned to grace us all with some high quality incoherence today. What has Randy’s knickers all knotted and crammed up his rectum like a Pocket Rocket dildo? Oh, just that Our Most Exalted Star of the Firmament, Barack Hussein […]

Blah blah blah, Daily Caller wants to trip up some Hollywood ‘lites with policy gotchas, who cares. Just skip to 1:16, when the Daily Douchebag starts a question with “What about the president recently saying if you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that, somebody else did?” Ferrell has had enough derp and tries to […]