Y'all, this transgender bathroom business MIGHT be starting to get a little bit ridiculous.
Donald Trump doesn't want your stupid special relationship anymore, Britain! You can just shut your stupid dumb limey biscuitholes!
It's time again to take a fond look back at some of the nuttier comments left for our enjoyment and edification in the last week.
This 2016 election is not looking all that great for the Republicans holding on to the Senate. Democrats only need to pick up five...
Trump's favorite dirty trickster, Roger Stone, will just pop two of these beauties and see you in the morning. If Hillary Clinton doesn't MURDER HIM FIRST.
Donald Trump definitely did not make those phone calls pretending to be a PR spokesman for Donald Trump that Donald Trump admitted Donald Trump made.
Creationist homeschooling mom Megan Fox, best known for being mad at dinosaurs at The Field Museum, has a book now.
Televangelist Jim Bakker is getting increasingly vague messages from God. Or he's running out of stuff to make up.
YOU LISTEN TO THESE SONGS NOW!
But Sen. Roberts is being a dick for COMPLETELY unrelated reasons, he says!
Some temporary good news for the planet: Oil Companies have decided there's no money in drilling in the Arctic Ocean. For now.
Hey look, a fake Republican scandal, because it is a day!
We thought Hillary was too busy doing MURDER to also run a war on women, too. But if you want something done, ask a busy person!
Our favorite Nevada lawmaker loves the Men in Blue very literally, and would only point a gun at terrorist federal agents.
Do you remember the time (the illuminati killed Michael Jackson)?
Oh thank God, former Arizona governor Jan Brewer has crept out of whatever xenophobic dungeon of severed heads and trash she lives in, to...