We still liked that birdie though!
WHOA. THE FUCK. IF TRUE.
What Hurricane Irma really needs is a 'git tuff' sheriff aching for five minutes on Hannity.
This is just obviously true.
It's Labor Day! Go watch 'Norma Rae' ... Or maybe 'Office Space.'
This scathing criticism from 2004 will surely put us in our place!
Cop wants blood sample from unconscious accident victim. Nurse explains he can't have blood sample, and why. Cop busts nurse for gettin' mouthy.
We keep looking for the helpers, and we keep finding them
Maybe it was an 'explosion,' but really, it was more of a vigorous 'overpressure' and 'rupture' of a container, OK?
It's time for our annual tribute to Molly Ivins, the patron saint of political humor.
Donald Trump Flew All The Way To Missouri To Talk About Taxes, And Boy Are His Lies Tired. A Livestream!
Are you ready for Donald Trump to read some lies from a teleprompter? We sure are!
BOAT HEROES and reporter heroes and other heroes too.
Donald Trump really needs anger management therapy, but he keeps stabbing counselors with a letter opener.
See, liberals? Only *one* of the three people charged was an actual KKK guy.
Get ready for INSPIRATION!
Arizona's Kelli Ward is clearly too crazy to serve in government. Obviously, she has a very good shot at becoming a U.S. Senator.