The Towering Infernal President Didn’t Want Any Stinking Sprinklers In His Beautiful Deadly Building
Not exactly shooting someone, and not in the middle of 5th Avenue, but 'tis enough, 'twill serve.
John Bolton's Baptism by Fire, Trump's Towering inferno, and another Syrian chemical weapons attack. Your morning news brief.
Senate Sunday: In Tennessee, It’s Former Gov. Phil Bredesen Vs. Actual Crazy Person Marsha Blackburn
A Democratic majority in the Senate would be terrific. Getting Marsha Blackburn out of Congress would be a nice bonus.
Oklahoma legislators should know these teachers deal with surly teenagers, angsty tweens, and hyperactive elementary kids. The politicians are outmatched.
Also she made a really fun joke that is making fucknuggeted losers like Sean Hannity CRAZY.
What Donald Trump doesn't know would fill several books. Or a very interesting deposition.
Oh, what artistic triumphs Citizens United has wrought.
Judge Says Bill O’Reilly Can’t Keep His Gross Harassment Lawsuits Secret, Because She Wants To Ruin Our Lives
Yet another dangerous adventure with America's most trusted war correspondent.
Are things getting better, or are they getting worse? Yes.
International trade actually turns out to be pretty darn complicated. Just ask Milo Minderbinder.
More red meat for the Basest of the Base.
Trump wants to build a border wall out of soldiers, Scott Walker is screaming BLUUUUUE WAAAAVE, and Robert Mueller has some questions. Your morning news brief.
Baby steps, we guess!
We shouldn't be so mean. She looks almost lifelike, after all.
What is the White House? Where am I?
Maybe she doesn't deserve to lose her job over one mean tweet. But why does she have a job in the first place?