Donald Trump has solved his conflict of interest problem. How? By saying there's no problem!
Human rights? We don't recall Trump saying we had to think about those anymore.
Joe Biden, our lover.
Nobody lives in public housing anymore -- it's too crowded.
Let’s Watch Ben Carson Sleep Through His Own Confirmation Hearing For Secretary Of Thing He’s Unqualified For!
Hope you're ready for some platitudes!
In which the stingee stings back.
Those comments we like.
Russian Embassy complex overheard giggling hysterically.
Since when is the lying press allowed to ask questions at a press conference?
Whatever this is, it's not 'Fake News' -- It's unverified, but it wasn't made up by Macedonian teenagers.
Did somebody ask about PEE HOOKERS?
Sorry we didn't make you a livestream yesterday, we are moar better on it today!
It's OK if he's not ready to go yet, the majority of Americans will understand. Also, it's your Open Thread!
Jeff Sessions is a lot clearer about this whole pussy-grabbing question than he may previously have been. Isn't that great?
Senate Democrats held a talkathon to call attention to how Americans will be hurt if the ACA is repealed. Now get talking to your own senators and representatives.
Watching the Russian hacking hearings? Might as well watch them at your wonkette!