It's morning in America, so you can read the racist graffiti more clearly.
Time for some perspective.
Hillary Clinton just passed the torch.
We're not crying, you're crying.
Begun this Rigged Election War has.
Voting like an American who loves America is tough, y'all!
Reality: What a Concept!
Are you shocked yet? We bet you are way shocked.
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We're beginning to think maybe Trump supporters are kind of racist! WHOA IF TRUE.
Let's say it together: Lying crapsack.
These Democratic attack dogs are really going after the poor oppressed FBI.
We are shocked shocked that Trump lied on President Obama in a thing we can all see because there is video. Shocked.
Gosh, we sure do agree somebody should do something about all the bullying assholes on Twitter.
The 'Casablanca' remake, with Glenn Beck as Victor Lazlo, should be epic.
To be fair, maybe the only reason Trump has failed to congratulate the Cubs is that he's classless trash.