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Next Hillary-Obama Debate Will Be Awesome


"Hobnobbing with crooks!" This debate will happen in Kentucky, at the cable access station behind the moonshine mill, moderated by John Edwards disguised as Charlie Gibson. Also, this is from the highly anticipated new "Brokeback Batman" movie, the end. [YouTube]

5:50 PM on Wed May 14 2008
By Ken Layne
772 views, 34 comments

sweetiegate, we call first

Barack Obama Is Misogynist Pig


Barack Obama hates women, because he's a fairy, and also because they don't vote for him. Guy goes to Michigan today, for example. What does he call this Journalistic Local Reporter Girl? He calls her "Sweetie," earning a tragically sarcastic remark in response. Can we safely assume that he is pro-life now? [YouTube]

4:40 PM on Wed May 14 2008
By Newell
1,673 views, 83 comments

trinity of hell

The 'Other' Crazy Black Preacher Reveals Obama's 'Trinity of Hell'


We have some epic Crazy right here. This is the "anti-Wright," Rev. James Manning, famous for calling Obama a "mac daddy" and a "pimp" in a variety of highly comical YouTubes. In this one he describes the Trinity of Hell: Oprah Winfrey (a "struggling actor and radio talk show host" and "suspected lesbian"), Rev. Jeremiah Wright ("a closet homosexual"), and Barack Hussein Obama (also "a closet homosexual" and "a long-legged pimp"). Why did Barry stay in the church for 20 years, Rev. Manning? Well, you can probably guess his answer. [YouTube]

3:12 PM on Wed May 14 2008
By Newell
1,039 views, 55 comments

Latest by Sleepswithcat: We don't talk much, Rev. Manning, but when the Lord talks to me he doesn't sound much like you. Or Pat Robertson. My God tells me to take care of things -- the land, my animals, to be kind to more »

good lord

West Virginia Voters, We Salute You


"Undecided voter Wanda Gibson is less than excited about both Clinton and Obama, but she actually fears Obama, because he's black." [YouTube]

2:02 PM on Tue May 13 2008
By Newell
3,724 views, 96 comments