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Have you ever REALLY LOOKED at your hand? Fascinating.

Pot Legalization Bills Big Today For Some Reason. Spring Weather, Probably.

Lots of completely unnecessary giggling today. Knock that off, you.

Trump’s NASA Administrator Brings Fresh New ‘No Science’ Agenda To Space Agency

Appointees to scientific posts used to know some science, but now we're Great Again, so no need.

The 436,287 Best Times Sean Hannity Tongue-Bathed His ‘Lawyer’ Michael Cohen On Live TV!

This would be a BIG ETHICAL SCANDAL for Sean Hannity, if he ever had ethics in the first place.

Who Wore The Sunday Shows Worse? Santorum, Franklin Graham, Or Megs McCain?

Did you watch the Sunday shows? No? Then you probably weren't getting Danger Pay to do so. Let's relive (or live for the first time!) the dumbest things that happened when people stopped being polite and started being Rick...
DOESN'T SAY LIES

Wait, Trump LIED His Spray-Tanned Nuts Off About James Comey? How Could That BEEEEE?

WHOA HEY, somebody else kept the receipts, and his name is Dana Boente!
Advising people on the economics of death.

Bakersfield’s Sheriff Wants You To Die

Ignore the fact that Kern County is America's deadliest for police shootings, this was *out of context* man!

Big News Day For Tucker Carlson, Obvs

Pandas might kill us all. Cell phones, too. Tucker Carlson has seen some shit, man.

Laura Ingraham SAVES FREE SPEECH From Liberal Stalinist Hit Squads! Hooray!

Conservatives are being silenced. That's why they have to TYPE IN ALL CAPS.

Donald Trump: THE FBI TOOK MY STRAWBERRIES

By the end of the day, Trump will be calling Robert Mueller a Syrian agent.

Maybe Donald Trump Shouldn’t Have Handed China His County-By-County Electoral Map

When it comes to Chinese tariffs, Donald Trump is whining like a soy boy.

Fox News Graphics Department All Fired, Again

Sometimes we think the Fox News production team is full of trolls, is what we think.

The Towering Infernal President Didn’t Want Any Stinking Sprinklers In His Beautiful Deadly Building

Not exactly shooting someone, and not in the middle of 5th Avenue, but 'tis enough, 'twill serve.