Thank god we got that cleared up. Your Open Thread.
A Lot Of People are saying there's a misogynist in the White House. This is what we hear.
Maybe some bread and circuses, too.
Park your butt down, we got us a livestream!
President Obama used his last news conference ever to send Donald Trump a little message about how America works.
Chicago Chicago my kind of town!
Kicking 20 million Americans off health insurance? Sickening.
He can count the size of the crowd on his huge hands.
John Brennan did not say a thing! Why would we even suggest that?
Donald Trump has solved his conflict of interest problem. How? By saying there's no problem!
Human rights? We don't recall Trump saying we had to think about those anymore.
Joe Biden, our lover.
Nobody lives in public housing anymore -- it's too crowded.
Let’s Watch Ben Carson Sleep Through His Own Confirmation Hearing For Secretary Of Thing He’s Unqualified For!
Hope you're ready for some platitudes!