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There’s a hot new website out called “Younger than McCain,” which mostly consists of one YouTube where two young sprites list things younger than McCain. Even by Wonkette standards, it’s mean (and not funny!) MORE »

Further proof that Hillary Clinton is the candidate for young people: she was in a Rock ‘n’ Roll Band! And as this official Hillary Clinton video notes, this means she will pay for your college education. [YouTube]

While Hillary Clinton’s youth and virility make the college kids swoon during campus visits, grumpy, senile daughter Chelsea Clinton — the oldest person on earth — doesn’t possess her mom’s hippie prowess. We have empirical evidence! A Wonkette “student” operative found Chelsea on the University of Nebraska campus today. “I think she was lost,” the operative — who is a total stitch — says. Check out how she invigorated that very youthful demographic: MORE »

We love the Political Wire, because they aren’t afraid to throw down the cold-ass truth: Young voters will be high as kites, because how else can you deal with this shit? MORE »