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Tag: young republicans

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Unladylike Republican Staffers Bar-Fighting Like Common Palins

When young male Republican campaign staffers get together, a few things are always present. 1. Lots of boys who came from Republican homes who were raised with the smug certainty that they are SO MUCH SMARTER AND MANLIER than those...

Colorado Is Straight-Up Stoned All the Time, And Everything Is Awesome

So the weed has been legal in Colorado for, like, a year now, which affords us the opportunity to analyze how much of it Coloradans -- or at least, those who can access legal weed, since only 67 of...

Are You Dressed To Impress The Young Reaganites Of CPAC?

  At CPAC, the biggest conservative event of the year, everyone is dressed to impress. Rick Perry, aka Governor Nerdlinger, brought the house down with this snappy ensemble topped off with glasses for the intellectual look. We almost expected him to...

A Children’s Treasury Of Douches At CPAC, Day One

The Gaylord National Resort is more than just a hotel with a name that makes pubescent boys snicker. It's also a glassed-in mini-city with living trees and actual birds and tiny houses that hold patriotic gear stores and, for...

Kool Kampus Konservatives Love to Scribble ‘White Pride’ Everywhere

O hai conservative student group Youth for Western Civilization (YWC), whose purpose is fighting "radical multiculturalism" (blahs and Messicans and definitely Islamics and probably Jewishes and Italians too), it looks like you have been kicked out of Towson University...

College Republican Tweens Break Up With Obama On Facebook

Once upon a time the College Republican organization fell in love with Barack Obama on Facebook because of his hot abs, but then after he extended their Pell Grants and let them stay on their parents' health insurance till...

The GOP Forgot To Download Its Young Leaders!!

In a way, this actually somehow seems promising. Oh but before you go, Michael Steele has a question! (SPOILER ALERT IT'S "WHAT UP?")

Presenting Michael Steele’s Dope Lessons Of Hip Hop!

Michael Steele parodist Michael Steele stopped by Howard University the other day. Already, by now, you can see where this is going. Every single aspect of the event falls somewhere on the spectrum of "unmitigated disaster" to "accidentally segregating...

Michael Steele To Woo Black People With Certain Food Items

At this weekend's Young Republicans conference, where an old racist gal was elected President, some bloggers had an opportunity to sit down with "best Republican ever" Michael Steele. Some guy asks him how he plans to bring "diverse populations"...

‘Young Republicans’ Leader Gal Thinks It’s Super Funny To Call President Obama a ‘Coon,’ Because He Is Black

We've been sort of obsessed with Sarah Palin's Facebook and Twitter pages, but maybe some other Republicans have recently used the popular "social racism" networks, too. Let's check the Wonkette tips .... Ah, here's one right there at the...

Young Conservatives: They’re Young, And Conservative, &c.

Perhaps in honor of CPAC, but with no mention of CPAC at all, the Washington Post has run a delightful "color piece" this morning about what it's for young Republican hatchlings looking for work in Washington, where they are...

BREAKING: McCAIN CUT-NUT MADE IT UP!

KDKA in Pittsburgh reports this BREAKING NEWS item: "A Pittsburgh police commander says a volunteer for the McCain campaign who reported being robbed and attacked near a bank ATM in Bloomfield has confessed to making up the story. Police...

Republican Oral Sex Creep Will Go To Prison For Sucking

Hey gents! Have you ever been hanging out with a dude friend and gone to sleep and then woken up with your sex organ in your dude friend's mouth? Pretty freaky, right? Well, that is exactly what happened to...