Tag Archives: young people

  buh-bye

Mitt Romney Drops By To Make Sure You Still Loathe Him

Mitt Romney was lonely. A week after the election, and all anybody was laughing at was Karl Rove and Fox News and Dick Morris and Gallup, and people had kind of forgotten Mitt himself, the onetime standard-bearer of the GOP. Had he himself not shit the bed? Was he not the master of his own destiny? How come nobody was blaming him for the Republican Party smashing itself to pieces? Well, the Tea Party was, but did they even count, with their manmade, unbreathable fabrics and their slipcovered couches? No, for Mitt Romney to be blamed properly, it must be by the Elite, not the anti-government warriors scraping by month to month on their disability checks. Read more on Mitt Romney Drops By To Make Sure You Still Loathe Him…
  Cultural Bankruptcy

Young People Continue To Ruin America With Their Awful ‘Dancing’

Hello! Has Satan ever kidnapped you at knife-point and then imprisoned you in his favorite fire dungeon, where thousands of sweaty young people “grind” to auto-tuned fart sounds accompanied by predictable bass lines and recycled MTV mashup samples, for the rest of eternity? It doesn’t even matter really, since these apocalyptic sex rites are performed every single night at every middle school semi-formal and yuppie “wine bar” in America. But what happens when young people are prohibited from crawling all over each other like horny centipedes at their high school’s annual debutante ball? And also: Are thousands of baby birds murdered every time Bristol Palin “grinds” to the latest Lady GaGa .wav file? Scientists say maybe. (Maybe.) Read more on Young People Continue To Ruin America With Their Awful ‘Dancing’…
  math and numbers

OBAMA AND MCCAIN SPLIT THE ELECTORATE IN OBVIOUS AND PREDICTABLE WAYS: Oh Goodness This Just In! Younger people like Barack Obama, while older folks like John McCain; the black peoples favor the one while the white peoples favor the other. So, unless a big segment of voters plans on effecting a rapid change in age or race in the next few months, we might as well hold this frigging election now. Meet your new president, Bob Barr. [Wall Street Journal] Read more on …
 

Scarlett Johansson’s Sexy Emails With Obama!

If you are a political dork you have probably already read this informative article on how Scarlett Johansson has kept up a harmless email correspondence with Barack Obama. What you may not know is how involved she has been with campaign strategy — as evidenced in this exclusive video, where she compares Obama’s unlikely run for president with the plot of a certain very popular movie. [Politico/YouTube] Read more on Scarlett Johansson’s Sexy Emails With Obama!…