Tag: you didn’t build that

GOP’s New ‘Joe The Plumber,’ ‘Chris The Baker,’ Just As Tawdry As The Last One

Oh, did the Republicans make someone their new national hero for being rude to a Democrat, in this case our dream lover, Old Handsome Joe Biden? They did? That's so weird, we would never have guessed. You will remember...

GOP Convention’s ‘We Built It!’ Theme Night To Be Held In Arena That Government Built

In addition to summoning forth dread hurricanes to (probably) destroy any Florida seniors accidentally left standing in the wake of Paul Ryan's spending cuts, this year's GOP convention will bring to Tampa (and viewers whose remote controls are just...

Daily Caller Reporter Gotchas All Over Will Ferrell And Zach Galifianakis’s Face

Blah blah blah, Daily Caller wants to trip up some Hollywood 'lites with policy gotchas, who cares. Just skip to 1:16, when the Daily Douchebag starts a question with "What about the president recently saying if you've got a...

Guy Who Thinks Small Business Loans Aren’t ‘Government Help’ Also Can’t Tell Cusses From Threats

So it turns out that the business owner in that dumb Romney ad about the fake "You didn't build that" line, and who it turns out actually did rely on government loans and contracts for some of his business,...

Texas Congressman Pete Olson Is Here to Defend Honor of America, Capitalism, Ladies’ Purse Parties

Question: is the American spirit of entrepreneurship, self-reliance, and rugged individualism so very very delicate that it can’t withstand the weight of a simple declarative sentence? Answer: yes. Yes it is. Luckily, many people, some of them idiots and...