you didn’t build that
GOP’s New ‘Joe The Plumber,’ ‘Chris The Baker,’ Just As Tawdry As The Last One
Oh, did the Republicans make someone their new national hero for being rude to a Democrat, in this case our dream lover, Old Handsome Joe Biden? They did? That’s so weird, we would never have guessed. You will remember this “Chris the Baker” fellow from cupcake-blocking Joe’s appearance in his cupcakery, because he was mad [...]
GOP Convention’s ‘We Built It!’ Theme Night To Be Held In Arena That Government Built
In addition to summoning forth dread hurricanes to (probably) destroy any Florida seniors accidentally left standing in the wake of Paul Ryan’s spending cuts, this year’s GOP convention will bring to Tampa (and viewers whose remote controls are just out of reach) a terribly droll spin on President Obama’s recent musings re: whether or not [...]
Daily Caller Reporter Gotchas All Over Will Ferrell And Zach Galifianakis’s Face
Blah blah blah, Daily Caller wants to trip up some Hollywood ‘lites with policy gotchas, who cares. Just skip to 1:16, when the Daily Douchebag starts a question with “What about the president recently saying if you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that, somebody else did?” Ferrell has had enough derp and tries to [...]
Guy Who Thinks Small Business Loans Aren’t ‘Government Help’ Also Can’t Tell Cusses From Threats
So it turns out that the business owner in that dumb Romney ad about the fake “You didn’t build that” line, and who it turns out actually did rely on government loans and contracts for some of his business, now haz a sad because some people have been calling and emailing his business to say [...]
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