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Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

“The King is setting hearts ablaze for the holidays with his new scent of choice. FLAMEā„¢, a new men’s body spray by Burger King Corp., features the scent of seduction with the hint of flame-broiled meat.” We get the products we deserve. [Burger King FLAME via Gothamist]