Tag Archives: yolo

  shit happens

Pope: If I’m Assassinated, Eh, Screw It, YOLO!

There’s a lot of people out there who don’t love New Pope. (Yes, 17 years on or whatever, he will always be New Pope to us.) There’s the Mafia, ISIS, Rick Santorum … But say somebody actually tries to whack him, or homicide-bomb him, or drown him in the frothy mixture of feces and lubricant that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex? Read more on Pope: If I’m Assassinated, Eh, Screw It, YOLO!…
  tubular to the max

Wonkette’s Teen Korner For Teenz: Yolo Swag Twenty-Three Skidoo Edition

Sup, biatches? Imma be talking to you bout some dank slang, cuz yolo. LOL, do you see what I did there? I spoke to you using the slang! There are all kinds of slangy terms that you can use to make teenz squirm, and because I am an age traitor, I am going to teach you how to use them. For sometimes I hate my people, and want to watch them wriggle in cross-generational agony. Read more on Wonkette’s Teen Korner For Teenz: Yolo Swag Twenty-Three Skidoo Edition…
  down in his b-boy stance

Hurricane Hypeman Joe Biden Warms Up The East Coast For Your Homeboy Barack Obama

Joe Biden can literally say any fucking thing in the goddamn world, and it does not matter. Said Joey the Biden to Sandy victims to make them feel better and convince them they have a black friend: “So as the president said when he was up here with the governor, we’re not going anywhere. We’re not going anywhere. And you’ve got a homeboy in the deal who gets it.” Read more on Hurricane Hypeman Joe Biden Warms Up The East Coast For Your Homeboy Barack Obama…