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Posts Tagged ‘yes we can’t’

Terrifying Death Robot Screeches Obama’s Name

Thursday, April 17th, 2008


A “tipster” sends us this terrible, frightening YouTube video of … we don’t know. We have no idea. It appears to be a zombie murdering a screeching robot in the dark. Or, of course, a novelty item promoting Barack Obama’s candidacy. MORE »


Nation Mourns: David Paterson Isn’t First Blind Governor After All

Friday, March 14th, 2008

Whatever, fraud.What Canadians call “L’affaire Spitzer” had one very happy patriotic outcome, in that America finally put its racism and misogyny behind it just long enough to say, “Yes We Can have a blind governor, in New York, as long as he isn’t democratically elected or anything.” And just like that, we had a blind governor, David Paterson. But what if the whole thing was a terrible fraud? MORE »