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Posts Tagged ‘yes he did’

‘Hope’ You Liked My Speech

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

Feeling good, Winthorpe!
Here’s Smilin’ Barry Obama, with wife Michelle, after (or just before?) his “convention speech” delivered to the usual adoring crowd, in Raleigh, North Carolina. Let’s run some more Obama porn for you people with your addictions, after the jump. MORE »


Did Sinbad Save America From Nuclear Annihilation?

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

Hope For AmericaFunnyman “Sinbad” was once simply known as “America’s Entertainer,” but after his heroic unmasking of the monster Hillary Clinton’s “foreign policy experience” claims about dodging sniper fire in Bosnia, historians may well have another title for the beloved comic: The Funnyman Who Saved America.

It was a story seared into the memories of all Americans: Hillary Clinton, Sheryl Crow, Chelsea Clinton and Sinbad went to Bosnia to bring peace this one time, probably during the 1990s. But only Sinbad had the courage to tell the real story: That these women really went to Bosnia to hatch a terrible lie that could’ve very well put the senile lunatic John McCain in the White House, which would’ve led to Total Nuclear Devastation. MORE »