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Mitch McConnell Has New Enemy No. One: Smokey The Bear

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell has been mumbling a lot of SCIENCE about how the dumb president will not do Mitch McConnell’s job for him by finding a trillion dollars in spending cuts that would meet Mitch McConnell’s approval. So everyone was like “why don’t YOU propose the spending cuts, Mitch McConnell?” but Mitch McConnell was like “NO,” because all spending cuts except foreign aid are incredibly unpopular with the American people! But finally — finally — Mitch McConnell has explained how he can eliminate our nasty old debt without raising taxes. And that is by FUCK YOU SMOKEY THE BEAR. Read more on Mitch McConnell Has New Enemy No. One: Smokey The Bear…
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Obama Tried To Call Mitch McConnell And John Boehner On Election Night, But They Lied That They Were Sleeping

Why does that dastardly Nobumer keep refusing to work with Republicans, except for all those times he tried to pass Cap & Trade (a Republican idea) and Obamacare (a Republican idea) and all those other times too? Like, he doesn’t even call them up on ‘Lection Night to be like, yo, let us try to work together to solve America’s very serious problems, because he is such a dictator! After his speech, Mr. Obama tried to call both Mr. Boehner and the Senate Republican leader, Mitch McConnell, but was told they were asleep. Read more on Obama Tried To Call Mitch McConnell And John Boehner On Election Night, But They Lied That They Were Sleeping…
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Mitch McConnell Accidentally Says What He Thinks About Poors and Uninsureds

Here’s something fun about Thursday’s Supreme Court Ruling (which, in case you have been living on Mars in a cave with your fingers in your ears, upheld the Affordable Care Act): it has gotten certain Republicans (like *cough* Mitch McConnell *cough*) so upset that they are going on the teevee and ACTUALLY SAYING WHAT THEY THINK. Like: who gives a damn about uninsured people? And: why would we actually need a PLAN to help them? And the worst part about it is that it was Fox News and not the librul media that tricked him into saying it, specifically, Chris Wallace, who should know better by now than to ask questions. Read more on Mitch McConnell Accidentally Says What He Thinks About Poors and Uninsureds…
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Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell Perhaps Not Totally Upbeat About Romney Victory In November

Really who even cares what dozy question Senate Minority Leader and King of All He Surveys Mitch McConnell was responding to when he said the following about Republican nominee and His Lord High Hairgel Mitt Romney: Read more on Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell Perhaps Not Totally Upbeat About Romney Victory In November…