Tag: yertle the turtle

Mitch McConnell Has New Enemy No. One: Smokey The Bear

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell has been mumbling a lot of SCIENCE about how the dumb president will not do Mitch McConnell's job for him by finding a trillion dollars in spending cuts that would meet Mitch McConnell's approval....

Obama Tried To Call Mitch McConnell And John Boehner On Election Night, But They Lied That They Were Sleeping

Why does that dastardly Nobumer keep refusing to work with Republicans, except for all those times he tried to pass Cap & Trade (a Republican idea) and Obamacare (a Republican idea) and all those other times too? Like, he...

Mitch McConnell Accidentally Says What He Thinks About Poors and Uninsureds

Here’s something fun about Thursday’s Supreme Court Ruling (which, in case you have been living on Mars in a cave with your fingers in your ears, upheld the Affordable Care Act): it has gotten certain Republicans (like *cough* Mitch...

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell Perhaps Not Totally Upbeat About Romney Victory In November

Really who even cares what dozy question Senate Minority Leader and King of All He Surveys Mitch McConnell was responding to when he said the following about Republican nominee and His Lord High Hairgel Mitt Romney: “He is the...