Tag: year in review

2014: The Year All Rape Ended Forever Because It Never Existed Obviously

In the early days of 2014, the world was a simpler, happier place. Bill Cosby was still a kindly, grandfatherly funnyman and not a horrible monster rapist, and we all enjoyed playfully teasing him about his sweaters and Jell-O...

Anderson Cooper, Dan Savage, Anderson Cooper’s Mom, And Some Cunnilingus (No Verb Necessary)

In what may be the best -- at least the weirdest -- ripple effect of the Rob Ford strange-o-palooza, here are Anderson Cooper and Friend of Wonkette Dan Savage talking Thursday about the best news stories of 2013...until the...

Unveiling Wonket’s 2012 Hu-Man Of The Year

Wonket's Hu-Man of the Year was a hard-fought contest. There were strong cases to be made for Donald Trump, and Rick Santorum, and the cast of Fox & Friends. But in the end only one hu-man provided such grand...

For Fox & Friends, It Was A Very Bad Year

We at your Wonket are liberals and Obamatards, and so it hurts us to see anyone in pain. (Ask us sometime about our "mirror neuron" seminar, and how our mirror neurons are the strongest, ass-kickin'est mirror neurons in the...

Presenting Wonket’s Gifs Of The Year That We Stole From Buzzfeed, Duh

AIYEEEEEE! WE ARE SO SCARED! ROMNEYSPAWN, RUN AWAY! On the flipside, our other gif of the year, which is happy-happy and will soothe your terrors away. This particular jif of beauty came about during an otherwise OUTRAGING debate,...

You Got Your Government In My God: The Year In Churchstate

Congratulations, U.S. America and such as! You have survived yet another calendar year without the establishment of a theocracy or the utter banishment of religious faith! It was a year in which the most momentous SCOTUS decision on church...

Teh Year in Ghey: A Wonktrospective

It has been a banner fucking year for the teh gheys. There was tons of election-winning, gay-marrying, company-wrecking, and general ruining of morals and common decency everywhere. Shockingly, we learned that a lesbian cabal runs the DHS, because when...

Tucker Carlson’s Post-Racial Year

There are not enough pixels in the universe to reproduce every stupid watermelon email sent out by a GOP official, or even every racisty thing spewed by NRO. So we shall have to limit our examination of the Year...

The Year In Sesame Street Evil

First they came for Big Bird, and we did not care, because dude, old news. (Little known fact: if you stop funding the NEA, Sesame Street and Planned Parenthood, there would be enough budget left over to fund at...

The Year In Joe Biden

We at Wonket -- the last bastion of pure Joe Biden love -- received the following note yesterday, in our tipline, where people go to yell at us: I know you-all play it as though Joe Biden is just a...

A Year of Funny Fotos: 2010 In Dumb Pictures

Wait a minute, 2010 is over already? And here we are still writing "Fuck the Pope" on our checks! Well, whatever, everything must end -- even horrible things like "the year 2010." And who are the handsome Teutonic Princes...

The Year In Mosk

ANNOUNCING WONKETTE'S PERSON OF THE YEAR: The guy who can't spell "Muslim," "mosque," OR "Ground Zero," yet NOES ENUFF to know he should be bigoted against any two of these things aligning. Yes, it was a banner year for...

America In Crisis: 2010’s Dumbest Political Videos, Part II

Many tried to top the Epic Comedy of Christine O'Donnell's actual political commercial about being a witch, but only one brave man could approach the occult pathos of the Delaware Masturbation Witch's official campaign advertisements, and that was this...

2010: The Year In Dumb Political Videos

It was a magical year with magical moments, such as this "live mic" (and live camera) recording of vulgar gazillionaire Carly Fiorina running for Barbara Boxer's Senate seat based on such insights as "Barbara Boxer's hair is stupid." In...

The Year In Fetuses and Their Jars

Can you believe it's been nearly 38 years since Roe v. Wade was settled? That's the lifetimes of like two and a half Justin Biebers. So it should come as no surprise that we still have to hear about...

The Year In Lovable Crazy Longshot Midterm Candidates

This year, we saw some stellar legitimate candidates for Congress who were crazy and won their party's nomination, such as Sharron Angle and Christine O'Donnell. But there were also some other, more mentally unstable longshot candidates. These candidates brought...