Tag: yasser arafat

Ever Since Arafat Turned Him Down, Newt Swears Palestinians Don’t Exist

A long time ago, when amoral sperm whale Newt Gingrich was simultaneously banging another extramarital bimbo and prosecuting Bill Clinton for an extramarital sexytime, Newt was also deeply in love with Palestinian heartthrob Yasser Arafat. In this newly rediscovered...