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Justice Sonia Sotomayor Personally Selling Pepsi To Dying Fat Kids, Yalies Outraged
Now that the New York Times is done carrying water for the CIA, it has plenty of man-power to commit to other pressing matters, like how Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor is attending a conference for Yale alumnae, and there are — at minimum — two people who are kind of mad about it. PepsiCo [...]
David Brooks To Teach Next Generation Of Elites To Be ‘Humble,’ At Yale
Yes, by virtue of his New York Times column and his occasional PBS appearances, David Brooks has been qualified to teach something. And — get this — it is a class in HUMILITY. Which will be taught to the children of the 1% at Yale. Everything about this begs to be made fun of.
Politicians Are Racist Against Blacks, Even ‘Republican Blacks’
Here’s an important news update for all the Alan Keyes and Clarence Thomas types who for some reason believe that acting like super-crazy white wingnut Republicans will magically win over white racists: Doesn’t work, never has, never will. White racists despise black people no matter what — and you’ll find the most unrepentant white racists [...]
College Students Get Parents To Buy Mitch Daniels Ad
Here is your first television ad of the Republican primaries! “Students for Daniels,” based at Yale, has bought airtime in southern Iowa during this weekend’s Pro Bowl for this ad about how Obama victimizes dumb blonde coeds looking for a wealthy older man. It would be a fool-proof plan to get Mitch Daniels elected, if [...]
Christine O’Donnell Releases Self-Parody ‘I Didn’t Go To Yale’ Video
Christine O’Donnell caused widespread panic and nearly crashed every stock market when she announced, “I’m YOU!” Everyone who heard this horrific claim immediately went to their local Walmart and bought fifty-pound sacks of rat poison and Crayola sparkle markers, so that their suicide notes would look pretty. However, after some serious fact-checking it turns out [...]
Oxford Wannabe Christine O’Donnell Opposed To ‘Yale Values,’ On Twitter
While it’s true the Ivy League is nothing more than a sleepaway camp that churns out future war criminals, this is almost completely unrelated to the simple fact that Christine O’Donnell has absolutely no idea what she’s talking about in the above; she does not even have a vague, distant idea floating gracefully in a [...]
Nancy Grace Has Such A Tough Life
Look Yale, we know the last week or so has been tough for you, but LEAVE NANCY GRACE ALONE. [CNN, thank you operative "Ryan T." ]
Bobby Jindal Enrages Volcano Monitoring People By Mocking Volcano Monitoring People
Bobby Jindal’s speechwriters, they are Gods. Check out this little one-two he pulled on the Democrats. See, he sets it up all good-like by saying that the stimulus package included “$140 million for something called ‘volcano monitoring,’” like wtf is that right, and then KA-CHING: “Instead of monitoring volcanoes, what Congress should be monitoring is [...]
Yale Art Student Offends Everyone With Abortion Project
Climate Change Panel Turns Into Yale Wankfest
Tony Blair To Teach Religious Globalization Management At Yale!
George Bush Sr. Checks Out Skull & Bones Before Dying
Bush Tells Conciliatory Lie To Harry Reid
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