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Your Guide To The Boston Manhunt Friday News Dump
Good morning afternoon! We thought maybe you would be wanting a respite from everybody yelling about how any Muslim suspected of anything should be deprived of due process and tortured, so we put together a little list for you — believe it or not, other things have happened. Indeed! They happened yesterday, while everybody was [...]
Kid Who Guessed ‘Wasilla’ Was Famous Wasilla Person Sarah Palin’s Hometown ‘Guilty’ On Two Counts
Hooray for Justice: The college kid in Tennessee who correctly guessed the hometown of Wasilla’s ex-mayor Sarah Palin has his verdict. David Kernell, the 22-year-old who “hacked” into Palin’s Yahoo email — which she was illegally using to conduct government business — is officially guilty on two counts.
Teabagger Militia Switches Online Battleground From Google To Yahoo
Much like the Day of Infamy when George Washington switched from AOL to Hotmail, March the Second of Year Two-Thousand and Ten will always be remembered as the day the Patriot Google group said “we hath taken too much!” and just cold went over to Yahoo groups. [Patriotic Yahoo group]
Accused Palin Hacker Indicted
Several weeks ago, a brave Computer Hacker proved to an anxious nation that at least one citizen still has an operating brain and can use it to crack difficult computer codes like “Where did you meet your spouse?” Authorities believe they have found the terrible miscreant who broke into Sarah Palin’s Yahoo account, and today [...]
Palin E-mail Hacker Reveals How He Got In: By Having A Working Brain
The FBI and Secret Service have launched a Special Investigation into the important matter of some “hacker” breaking into Sarah Palin’s Yahoo! e-mail and taking a few benign screen shots. Michelle Malkin, Bill O’Reilly et al. have been lambasting our friends at Gawker for posting the screen shots; O’Reilly even said that Gawker owner Nick [...]
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Please Nobody Tell The Yahoo! Commenters About Michelle Obama’s New Portrait
by Rebecca Schoenkopf
Do you know who Yahoo! commenters love? Hint: It is Michelle Obama! They love her very, very much, and when they call her “Moocow” and “Squatch” and “Sasquatch” and “Mooch” and “Silver-Backed Gorilla,” it is not because of racisms but is more like a … well, okay, maybe it is a LITTLE bit racist. Also, [...]