wyoming
Abomination of Nature Liz Cheney Wants To Be In The Senate, Of Course
Just as you people finish mourning the death of one hateful twat, we show up to tell you about the possible resurrection of another. We are speaking of diseased lizard scrotum Elizabeth Cheney, who is remarkably only the second-most unhinged dipshit to ever get near her mother’s vagina (assuming her conception was natural and ol’ [...]
Hero Wyoming Judge Defends Privacy Of Oppressed Corporate Ground-Poisoners
It’s a situation that’s happened before, but it’s aggravating every time it happens: There are some environmental groups in Wyoming who requested documents about fracking from the state’s Oil and Gas Conservation Commission, see, and state officials and courts and the governor and everybody have gotten into a contest over who can dive on top [...]
Dick Cheney To Shoot At Mitt Romney For Fundraising Stunt
Poor Mitt Romney, the sadnesses keep piling atop sadnesses, until all the sadness is drained, and there is nothing. Just a few days ago he was enjoying a lil’ R&R at the actual ancient forest palace that he owns. Riding the boat, competitive nail hammering, all the summer activities that he loves, he was doing. [...]
Mean Old Alan Simpson Not Done Yelling At Republicans
Here is the thing about the newest RINO, former Alan Simpson: back when he was Wyoming’s lone Congressman and then its senator, he was about as conservative as Republicans got — save a Jesse Helms here and an old Strom there. It’s not like he was ever Linc Chaffee, you dig? And now he’s so [...]
Unmitigated Disaster Dick Cheney Calls Obama An ‘Unmitigated Disaster’
Dick Cheney has a new heart, and is ready to tell the world of the darkness that is inside it. This weekend, the former vice president showed up at the Republican state convention in Wyoming to tell a crowd what they wanted to hear (there seems to be a lot of money in this!) Sitting [...]
Wyoming On ‘The Road’ To Crisis Plan For Zombie/Hippie Uprising
Managing not to jizz themselves at the Ted Nugentness of it all, the Survivalists of the Wyoming House passed by voice vote a first reading of House Bill 85, which would prepare the “state” for potential catastrophes from Cormac McCarthy nuclear babyrapists to zombies to stoner Occupy louts to negroes come for their women. (But [...]
Cows, Tumbleweeds Still Denied Right To Vote In Wyoming
As threatened, both Washington and Wyoming went ahead with their primary elections yesterday. Washington didn’t surprise anybody because it is boring; in Wyoming, the nominations of Republican Matt Mead and Democrat Leslie Peterson for governor surprised everyone, because nobody had heard of any of the candidates before and thus any name would have been a [...]
Big Day For ‘W’ States!
Oh, God, can you even believe that more primaries are happening? When will America’s suffering end? Today’s victims are in Washington state and Wyoming. Washington has a savage, out-of-control “jungle primary” that will almost certainly result incumbent Democratic Senator Patty Murray facing off against Republican Dino Rossi, who lost the last two gubernatorial races. In [...]
Senator Enzi Cannot Say “Blagojevich,” The Most Beautiful Word In The English Language
Look, it’s Max Baucus’s summer boyfriend, Mike Enzi! Mike Enzi has it so easy because he has a simple four-letter last name. Some people are not so lucky. In this video, note how fluently Mike Enzi says “ACORN” and how he cannot say “Blagojevich” at all. What, was this guy living under a buffalo for [...]
Dick Cheney Purchases Building, For Torture, On College Campus
That dreadful scandal-bastion known to some as “the University of Wyoming” is back in the news, because of mean old Dick Cheney: “CHEYENNE, Wyo. — A decision by the University of Wyoming to name a new center for international students for former Vice President Dick Cheney is drawing criticism from people who say Cheney’s support [...]
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