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MIKE HUCKABEE

Mike Huckabee Loses One Major Redneck Vote

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

The “Southern Avenger,” who apparently writes a column for an alt-weekly in Charleston, is dismayed with Mike Huckabee’s lack of conservative credo — how the Ric Flair endorsement cloaks the tax-hiking libbral in a tough guy’s robes. This is some kind of video, folks, and includes the line: “It’s amazing the degree to which my childhood squabbles now mirror my adult life.” [YouTube]


MIKE HUCKABEE

Flair Says Crazy Shit for Huckabee

Monday, November 26th, 2007

well aren't i a cocky sumbitch these days?Mike Huckabee appeared with champion endorser and lady-beater extraordinaire Ric Flair this weekend at the South Carolina-Clemson football game, where they drank, ate, maybe beat up some chicks. Or maybe espoused Huckabee’s demented plan to kill income taxes and make the sales tax monstrously regressive. Who knows! Whatever the case, Ric Flair was sure to add his two cents: “Just remember that the first part of ‘Whooo, pig, sooie!’ is ‘Whooo!’” Yeah… hooray for… Team A? [AP/Yahoo]


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Pro Wrestling Legend Endorses Huckabee, We Cover It

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

huckabee is the new chris benoitRic “The Nature Boy” Flair — an eight-time National Wrestling Alliance (NWA) Champion, six-time WCW Champion, two-time WWE Champion and winner of the 1992 “Royal Rumble” — has endorsed Mike Huckabee. Suddenly Chuck Norris’ endorsement looks like Abraham fucking Lincoln’s.

After the jump: A video of Ric Flair vs. Hulk Hogan vs. The Undertaker. MORE »


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Wildlife Lobbyists Now Holding Animal Fights

Friday, February 2nd, 2007

From rural Mexico to our crumbling ghettos, nothing amuses folks like a vicious fight between chickens or pit bulls. That’s why Washington’s beloved World Wildlife Federation is now holding virtual animal fights! Also, it’s a really odd way to tie wildlife conservation to, uhm, the Super Bowl.

We’ve always wondered if it was an accident that the panda-loving lobbyists shared “WWF” with the World Wrestling Federation. MORE »