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Conservatives have a brand new nickname for Hillary Clinton, and it is even worse than “Hillz,” “Hillaryous,” “Downhillary,” or any of the other meaningless terrible nicknames that liberals usually throw around. That new nickname is “Hill-Rod,” which Hillary Clinton used in the WWE promotion that the liberal elitists refused to watch because it made their vaginas hurt. MORE »

What do poor, stupid Americans love more than anything? Sitting on the couch and eating buckets of fried chicken while watching televised wrasslin’, that’s what! Here’s Hillary promising to “stick it up your ass” if you don’t vote for her, and Barack threatening to “send you to white concentration camps” for being so fat and dumb, and John McCain being used as a folding chair to comically knock the teeth out of a wrestler called “WAL-NUTZ Da Destroya.” [YouTube]

As some of you may recall, WWE wrestler Ric “The Nature Boy” Flair recently endorsed Teh Huckbeez right around the start of his surge in the polls. But does Ric Flair mean shit in the heirarchy of pro wrestling? Bitch. Please. Enter wrestling god Glenn Jacobs, stage name “Kane,” who has endorsed Ron Paul. After the jump, learn more about this monster Paultard. MORE »

Earlier today we mentioned that professional wrestling icon Ric “The Nature Boy” Flair is endorsing presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee, and the closet ex-wrestling fans sure enjoyed it! It turns out we weren’t telling the whole story, because we found footage of Ric Flair beating up a woman. Sure, it’s in a staged match. But is this the example we want for America’s youth, Ffffffuckabee? Put the kids to bed and watch this shocking footage, after the jump. MORE »