• May 28, 2012

wtf

by Ken Layne  11:14 pm August 14, 2008

WHERE WAS MARK PENN THAT NIGHT? Turns out that no-big-deal little plane emergency on Barack Obama’s charter jet was actually kind of a big deal — hope almost crashed and burned in St. Louis that dark night. [ABC News]

“The RPSSG has determined to form on the RonPaulForums.com as a method of designing and building a space vehicle capable of carrying a satelite into space. This satelite, called the Ron Paul Satelite, will be a solar powered transmitter, capable of broadcasting Ron Paul Revolution: A Manefesto, in audio format, to the entire Universe! We [...]

There’s a great new video on the YouTubez, according to today’s Email of the Day. “I hope after listening to my short video you will have leaned something interesting and new. Interesting and new enough to let others know about it. My video is narrated by Mr. W. McSpeedy, a character I created for the [...]

Need a new Internet Slogan now that all your other old, worn-out slogans were used up by Weezer or immigrants? Here is one for you, only a day old and still pretty much used up like Krusty’s porn: I am aware of all Internet Traditions. What the hell? We will tell you, and you’ll feel [...]

by Ken Layne  4:15 pm May 28, 2008

BARRY OBAMA’S RACIST POETRY: “Under water grottos, caverns/ Filled with apes/ That eat figs./ Stepping on the figs/ That the apes/ Eat, they crunch./ The apes howl, bare/ Their fangs, dance,/ Tumble in the/ Rushing water,/ Musty, wet pelts/ Glistening in the blue.” [SF Gate]

“Under water grottos, caverns/ Filled with apes/ That eat figs./ Stepping on the figs/ That the apes/ Eat, they crunch./ The apes howl, bare/ Their fangs, dance,/ Tumble in the/ Rushing water,/ Musty, wet pelts/ Glistening in the blue.” [SF Gate]

by Choire Sicha  9:38 am April 16, 2008

Is John McCain A Furry?

by Ken Layne  3:50 pm April 3, 2008