Here is a nice image of Barry Obama playing half-naked in a filthy industrial river with his pet unicorn, Mr. Pantsy, and shooting Bitter Roses out of his wide-angle crotch. Lucas Ketner's terrifying painting accompanies a Barry endorsement from Oregon's Willamette Week, which is actually edited by Mr. Pantsy. [Willamette Week via Slog]
Gah! Press e-mails have rarely been this good, and for that we will do specifically what Inside Edition wants us to do: Please watch Inside Edition's exclusive footage of Obama's terrorist "mosques" (HOUSES) in Indonesia where he lived from age 6- 10, Monday, May 5 and Tuesday, May 6, 2008, check your local listings. If that doesn't get you giddy, then this teaser surely will: "Madewa tells INSIDE EDITION that Obama enjoyed playing Monopoly and was very competitive at the game. He also tells INSIDE EDITION that Obama was an avid kite flyer." Was Madewa like his Muslim slave or something?
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Ahem: "...There were two stars that were highlighted by the comet's passage, Mirfak, and Algol. Mirfak is the elbow of Perseus's sword hand. Algol, Medussa'a eye, has long been seen as one of the most malifec and evil stars in the heavens.
BUSH BUCKLES TO GREENS! Extremely thoughtful President Bush today will set goals for the control of so-called "Greenhouse Gases" by the United States of America. According to a White House press secretary, Bush does "not intend to lay out a specific plan for achieving the reductions." Barack Obama could not be reached for comment because the Greenpeace-loving candidate was crying at the seashore, petting a baby seal. [New York Times]
Forget Nigeria! The new spammer-scammer hotspot is St. Barack Obama’s homeland of Kenya, where the e-mailers have figured out a foolproof way to get money out of gullible American political satirists. Prepare to be awed by fraud.
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SENATOR OBAMAS, IS THAT YOU? The saga takes another weird turn as the good Senator is revealed to be some sort of Tron-like creature. Or a snow bunny…or some hideous grass-headed monster. The variations keep on coming. [SenatorObamas.com]
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? Honestly, what is it? Nothing but a creepy picture on our Wonkette High Powered Computers (an old MacBook) but we have suspicions there might be something terrible inside. [SenatorObamas.com]
Sure, the candidates talk a lot about the economy, and Iraq, and wanting to help people with their lives. But who will stop these terrible murderers plaguing, in particular, Allentown? Also, when will John McCain nominate this guy as Secretary of Defense? [Allentown Morning Call]
We’re not entirely sure why, but on New Years Day, Paultards everywhere will participate in a march through World of Warcraft, which is an online fantasy role-paying game that’s clearly a little too much of a fantasy for many of those who play it. Raw Story says there are at least 42 characters named “Ronpaul” according to a search. But we know our Paultarded friends won’t let the number stay so low. And actually, we totally support this event and hope it’s a complete and total success in every way that in can be. We also encourage Paultards to focus more and more of their future efforts into World of Warcraft. [Raw Story]
Today, Russia’s first shipment of uranium left for Iran. Reportedly, Russia had been holding up the shipments (and construction of the power plant for which the uranium is supposedly destined) to try to make Iran more compliant with the IAEA or something, but I guess they needed the rubles in time for the Orthodox Christmas/make-believe transition of power. Bush is reportedly cool with the whole arrangement if Russia takes the used-up uranium back, and not at all because it’ll be easier to claim the Iranians have nukes if we help them get them. [Yahoo News]
These are the most viewed topic pages on Conservapedia, which Phyllis’ Schlafly’s son created in response to Wikipedia’s “liberal bias” (source: Wikipedia’s “Conservapedia” entry). As you can imagine, we got about 800 tips for this — 800 glorious tips, that is. [Conservapedia]
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