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Indistinguishable From Magic: Your Friday Sci-Blog On Saturday
Hola Wonkerados! It’s time once again for another bizarre and nauseating Wonkette Sci-Blog! Grab a Bag and come on in. Many of you will recognize the gentleman pictured as noted writer, inventor and futurist Arthur C. Clarke. One of the “Big Three” classical Science Fiction authors, along with Asimov and Heinlein, he’s most famous for [...]
Creature Features: Your Late Afternoon Friday Morning Sci-Blog!
Yesterday morning, an ill wind came Blew your picture right out of the picture frame Even blew the candle out from underneath the flame Yesterday morning, an ill wind came – John Prine Hello Wonkeratti! It’s time once again to punish all of you with yet another appalling Wonkette Sci-Blog. You haven’t been especially naughty [...]
Boston Police Anti-Terror Unit Too Busy Investigating Peaceniks To Notice Tsarnaev Kids
So there’s all sorts of weird stuff turning up about the background of Boston bomber guy Tamerlan Tsarnaev, like how Florida cops shot and killed a boxing friend of his the other day … after the friend implicated himself and Tsarnaev in a 2011 triple homicide and then pulled a knife on the cops. Oh, [...]
Raging Volcanoes, Mustard Gas In Clams, Atmospheric Carbon, And 50 More Ways To Die, In This Week’s Sci-Blog!
Welcome, Wonkeratti! It’s time once again for another strange and disturbing Wonkette Sci-Blog. Take off your eyeshades, pull out your earplugs and throw away the cork. The happy man with the glass laboratory apparatus in the photo is Charles David Keeling, Professor of Oceanography at the Scripps Institution of Oceanography for 49 years. Born in Scranton, [...]
Tennessee State Sen. Wreaks Horrific Revenge On Traffic Cam That Nabbed Him Speeding
You may recall how, back in April, Tennessee state Sen. Jon Lundberg bestowed upon himself a resolution declaring Tennessee state Sen. Jon Lundberg the kindest bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being in the history of EVER. This week, Sen. Lundberg, recognizing that he’ll never match his confrere Stacy Campfield in the sheer asshattery needed to [...]
Suspect in Ricin Mailings Had Something Nasty In The Dojo
We would like to take a moment to thank the community of Tupelo, Mississippi, for giving us Elvis Presley, that strange Van Morrison song about honey, and now, all these years later, the chicken-fried braintrust of Paul Kevin Curtis and James Everett Dutschke. The only surprise about these gentlemen is that Curtis, the Elvis (and [...]
Donald Trump Thinks Up Totally Sick Burn: Jon Stewart Is A Jew
Hey, remember that time Donald Trump (ALLEGEDLY!) referred to someone as “That faggot Jew”?
You Give Me Dengue Fever, And More In This Week’s Very Tardy Sci-Blog!
Hey, Humans! It’s time once again for another weird and unsettling Wonkette Sci-Blog! We are able to take up this valuable retail real estate now because Ace Political Blogger and Mammalian Protuberance Enthusiast M. Joseph Sheppard has canceled out on us, and there has been an inordinate amount of revelry among the Editorial Staff this [...]
When The Moon Is In The Seventh House And Io Aligns With Mars, Plus More In Your Weekly Sci-Blog!
¡Hola! Humans. It’s time once again for another bizarre and disturbing Friday Science Blog. Eventually, this space will have to be turned over to paid advertising content, to help defray the cost of Doktor Zoom’s huge internet bill and growing collection of unorthodox My Little Pony Anime. Until then, we can all take a short wade into [...]
Wind Farms, Wetlands, And All The Tentacle Porn Your Weekly Sci-Blog Can Hold
Salutations, Sapients! Once again, through the miracle of careless scheduling we’re able to slip yet another strange and unsettling Sci-Blog in under the Editorial Radar. Eventually the Administration will realize the extent that this is Legitimate Sci-Bloggery and Shut the Whole Thing Down. Until then Enjoy, all of you Wonknerds! Ignore that disturbing image to [...]
Earth: It’s A Great Neighborhood Until The Vogons Need Their Bypass, And More In Your Weekly Sci-Blog!
Hello, Hominids! Here we go with another ridiculous Sci Blog-in. It’s that time of the week once again (for reasons that remain mysterious) where we all talk about strange, complicated science stories, stare at gorgeous pictures of the Natural World, and recoil in horror at disgusting examples of animals that perfectly illustrate Nature’s marvelously weird [...]
Hunky Dory Life On Mars: Your Weekly Sci-Blog!
Hello Mammals! It’s time once again, for reasons that no one can properly explain, that Your Wonkette presents yet another fascinating, illuminating and disturbing Sci-Blog. Take off your pants and come on in! Expectations for the discovery of life on Mars have fallen over the hundreds of years that Humans have been observing the planet. H. [...]
We All Live In Autonomous Exploration Submarines: Your Weekly Sci-Blog
Hello Wonkeratti! It’s time once again to expand your brains with Science, congest them with the lifeblood of learning and, finally, make them Turgid with Knowledge. Yes, it’s time once again to disrupt the normal flow of Wonkette’s daily Festival of Perfect Snark and Rudeness with these disturbing and bizarre Sci-Blog links. There seems to [...]
C_R_Eature F_Eatures: Your First Weekly Sci-Blog!
Hi there, Wonketteers! I’m Proud to be able to bring to you a New Wonkette Feature: a weekly round-up of Current Events in – SCIENCE! Your Esteemed Editrix, Rebecca Schoenkopf, has pulled Yours Truly away from furiously carpet-bombing Wonkville with bizarre and disgusting Science Related Stories and given me the opportunity to do the same [...]
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