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Indonesian ‘Karate Kid’ Ripoff ‘Little Obama’ Is This Year’s Hottest Summer Blockbuster

This is a little old but is SUPER IMPORTANT TO DEMOCRACY. Indonesian director Damien Dematra has finished shooting on Little Obama, a film based very, very loosely on our President Barry Soweto's formative years in the country. It looks...

Erick Erickson’s Snowe Job Is In The Big Leagues Now You Guys!

Here is the Wall Street Journal's important journalistic follow-up expose on Erick Erickson's infallible plan to convenience Olympia Snowe out of office, forever. Erick Erickson was so stoked yesterday about getting a call from the WSJ, and check out...

HEY IF YOU WANT TO READ THAT SARAH PALIN EXCERPT COLLECTION THAT THE WSJ TOOK DOWN... Then one thing you can do, if you're fancy, is subscribe to the WSJ's Washington Wire RSS Feed for your Google Reader or...

Writer of Vague Feel-Good GOP Propaganda Upset By Confusing Facts

What is troubling our Upper East Side princess of wordsmithery on this fine Friday? Health care! Not the lack of it, of course -- Peggy could give a crap about the 40 million Americans with no access to basic...

George Will Just Rehashed WSJ Anti-Denim Op-Ed

Regarding George Will's anti-blue jeans column of today, the Wall Street Journal had a much funnier "denim sucks" column, by your editor's actual relative-by-marriage Daniel Akst, three weeks ago. DO NOT CLAIM YOU DON'T READ THE WSJ, GEORGE. Dan's...

Peggy Noonan So Happy George W. Bush Prevented 9/11

Every day is Good Friday in the Wall Street Journal, because Friday is Peggy's Day, and this week her wonderful Declaration is right there in the headline, "At Least Bush Kept Us Safe." Wait, what? Let's just ask the...

Peggy Noonan Is Barack Obama’s #1 Fan

We've had a wonderful year with our favorite columns-writer-of, Peggy Noonan -- maybe because, in our hearts, we knew this day was coming, this declaration to end all declarations. And here, today, we have our reward, our moment of...

George W. Bush Is Exactly Like Batman

Have you seen the new movie about The Batman? If so, you know what everybody is talking about: How dead Heath Ledger is super awesome as the crazy-ass Joker terrorist. How the idiot George W. Bush is exactly like...

Two Americas: Peggy Noonan Sees Old People

Our girlfriend Peggy Noonan has been more enjoyable than usual this year, as a tragically drawn-out Democratic primary battle provided her with endless opportunities to touch herself while Barack Obama spoke pretty things, and to then guiltily wash her...

Our Hero Peggy Noonan Praises Wonkette

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