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John McCain And Jennifer Rubin Sittin’ In A Tree, Being W-R-O-N-G

Oh, golly, John McCain. You probably should have given this a bit more thought, maybe. When Jennifer Rubin says that you and the other two “amigos,” Kelly Ayotte and Martin Short Lindsey Graham, are “distinguished pols of the week,” because she thinks you’ve “been right about a lot of things lately,” that’s not necessarily the kind of achievement you especially want to brag about. Read more on John McCain And Jennifer Rubin Sittin’ In A Tree, Being W-R-O-N-G…
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When Dick Morris And Newsmax Love Each Other Very Much …

It has been a month since the Presidential election exposed the rotting flesh of Dick Morris’ underbelly, and he won’t stand by idly while people call him a fool! Morris has just released a super in-depth analysis of why Mitt Romney lost on his ultra snappy website, and it’s not that same old “he got less votes than the other guy” line you’ve heard from pundits who aren’t as good at swimming in their own bullshit. It also isn’t because minorities have increased their share of the vote – no, rest easy good citizens; Dick assures us whites are still important as ever if they’d just GET OUT AND VOTE. (Dick Morris is wrong.) But it is possible — we’re just asking — that Dick Morris’s real purpose in the election wasn’t polling or punditing or whatever it was he thought he was doing, but rather was fleecing people who read Newsmax? People who read Newsmax … like you??? Read more on When Dick Morris And Newsmax Love Each Other Very Much ……
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Fox News Host Forgets 9/11, Gets Very Angry About It

The eight-year period of 2000-2008 was the best, wasn’t it? First everyone freaked out about Y2K which ended up not really being very exciting, then the movie Chicken Run came out, but then wasn’t there something kind of bad that happened in 2001? Like maybe some bad El Niño weather or the end of a popular television series, or a giant terrorist attack that killed nearly 3,000 people? Not according to Glenn Beck-substitute lecturer Eric Bolling! Maybe he was cruising for chicks with Carson Daly that year, because 9/11 somehow slipped his mind. Read more on Fox News Host Forgets 9/11, Gets Very Angry About It…
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Ross Douthat’s Imaginary CNN Should Feature People ‘From the Right and Left’ Debating News Topics

There’s the real CNN we all hate, which is nothing but a bunch of political consultant hacks sitting at tables reading talking points right off their laptop screens while Wolf Blitzer staggers around yelling nonsense. And then there’s the imaginary CNN available exclusively within Ross Douthat’s skull, a network broadcasting only Hard News programming. To Ross, the important new columnist at the New York Times who recently created such comical thought experiments as “Why didn’t Holocaust Jews invent the Hobbit?” and “How guilty are hippies for making priests rape children forever?”, CNN is struggling in the ratings because of all this serious news journalism. What the network needs, Ross suggests, is a bunch of idiots debating each other. Which is what CNN is today, right now. GAH! Read more on Ross Douthat’s Imaginary CNN Should Feature People ‘From the Right and Left’ Debating News Topics…
 

Gossip Roundup: The Higher Self and Other Inspirational Topics

Heard on the Hill: Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.) says “Condoms and teenagers work about 50 percent of the time.” [Roll Call] Lowdown: John Edwards and Russell Simmons got sweaty at the Jivamukti Yoga School in NY, continued on to Downtown Cipriani where they “discussed spirituality, how to end poverty, the higher self and other inspirational topics.” [NYDN] Read more on Gossip Roundup: The Higher Self and Other Inspirational Topics…