Did you know Barack Obama is an overzealous baby who obviously wanted to get into show business, but mistakenly became president? No? You don’t know that? Maybe you should turn off your “converter box government controlled t.v.s.” It’s even better than an Email of the Day — it’s the AOL comment of the day! MORE »

Good god, that is a gloomy scene at the McCain party in Phoenix. Two McCain top people have told CNN they see “no path to victory,” considering the situation. This might be an early concession speech. Or not, who knows? Maybe McCain will force Sarah Palin, at gunpoint, to crawl around on her knees in a bikini while he savagely beats her, like a pinata. This is the “Arizona Way,” after all. MORE »

Up in Alaska, these pro-Americas, your Joe Sixpacks and Hockey Moms don’t wait for your terrorist pals havin’ an election, gettin’ the votin’, before plannin’ for the next one, when McCain’s dead. [CNN]

“Make no mistake what we’re up against,” Barack Obama tells his crowd. They all go nuts.

Whoops, looks like voting for Hillary means voting for crooked old people who just spent a lot of time at the White House. Well, we have not always been kind to Barry Obama when it comes to his speaking performances, but he is pissed off and you know, it works. You can be pissed off on the teevee if it’s for, as he says, “a higher purpose.” Or “higher calling.” Something like that. MORE »