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Is Barack Obama Also His Own Grandmother?

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Do you trust this man?Joseph Farah, WorldNetDaily’s in-house Zeus, has blown Obama’s secret “real” birth history wide open today, on the conservative radio. He says we should stop referring to the so-called “relatives” of Barack Obama as mother, grandmother, father, wacky uncle, etc., because these people could be anyone. Barack Obama’s mother could be his grandmother! His grandmother could be Saddam Hussein! Saddam Hussein could be Trig! Trig could be (and is) King Tut? MORE »


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Chuck Norris Endorses Huckabee, Ninja-Dropkicks Hillary

Monday, October 22nd, 2007

chucknorris.jpgIn a power play that dramatically alters the Republican presidential playing field, actor/ninja Chuck Norris, most famous for his role as a karate mentor in the delightful Sidekicks, has endorsed Mike Huckabee for president. (*Much fanfare!*) The seismic announcement came in a WorldNetDaily exclusive commentary in which he lowers the boom early on: “I won’t leave you in suspense…. I believe the only one who has all of the characteristics to lead America forward into the future is ex-Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee.” After the jump: How Chuck Norris determined that Mike Huckabee isn’t a tutu-wearing Mexican pussy. MORE »