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  the editing process

Newsmax Changed Its Mind About The Need To ‘Exterminate’ Obama’s ‘Pesty’ Socialist Pals

#1 maximum news place, Newsmax, thought twice—or, you know, once—about its new article today that suggested Obama’s socialist and leftist advisers, or “pests,” should be somehow “exterminated.” The piece has since been removed from the Internet and sent to a camp in Poland. Newsmax has won the morning! Read more on Newsmax Changed Its Mind About The Need To ‘Exterminate’ Obama’s ‘Pesty’ Socialist Pals…
  same principle

Paultard Candidate: Don’t Call Me A Hero, But Basically What I’m Doing Is Akin To Singlehandedly Killing Every Nazi In WWII

Connecticut Senate candidate Peter Schiff, who (by default) fills the role of the “Holy Spirit” in the Paultards’ Trinity of masturbatory fever dream starring actors, gave a rather epic quote to the Washington Post in an interview yesterday: “I’m interrupting my career. It’s not like I want my new career in politics. But I’m willing to interrupt it the same way that somebody interrupted their career and joined World War II and went off to fight the Nazis. I don’t think that I’m that heroic, and I don’t think I’m risking as much as a soldier. But it’s the same principle.” No, it’s actually the exact same thing. [Washington Post] Read more on Paultard Candidate: Don’t Call Me A Hero, But Basically What I’m Doing Is Akin To Singlehandedly Killing Every Nazi In WWII…
  move right along

Bachmann Says ACORN Will Use Census For Internment Camps

Something like that at least; she may have said these things before: “If we look at American history, between 1942 and 1947, the data that was collected by the census bureau was handed over to the FBI and other organizations, at the request of President Roosevelt, and that’s how the Japanese were rounded up and put into the internment camps.” Ha. We all know that if Michele Bachmann had been in power in the 1940s, she would’ve *loved* the idea of internment camps. [YouTube, Think Progress] Read more on Bachmann Says ACORN Will Use Census For Internment Camps…
  grr

Pat Buchanan Still Seething Over That Fink, Hirohito

Pat Buchanan has written a real ripsnorter of a column in the American Conservative about how the Republicans are a bag of salty dicks, for hating Detroit. Detroit could be worse — for example, they could be Japs: “But why this ‘Let-them-eat-cake!’ coldness toward U.S. auto companies? General Motors employs more workers than all these foreign plants combined. And, unlike Mitsubishi, General Motors didn’t bomb Pearl Harbor.” [American Conservative] Read more on Pat Buchanan Still Seething Over That Fink, Hirohito…
 

Colorful Environmental ‘Time’ Cover Offends Veterans

Now this is a creative graphic from America’s Magazine of Record, Time, which will grace the cover for its upcoming green issue. (Hey, wasn’t that Vanity Fair‘s gimmick-issue to begin with?) Of course it is a play on the famous Iwo Jima photo/statue from World War II, which was a fake to begin with. Naturally, Iwo Jima veterans are very offended that their fake posing photo is being used to promote something as Communist as saving the environment. Read more on Colorful Environmental ‘Time’ Cover Offends Veterans…
 

A Short Guide To Iraq

Hey look, the “War and Navy Departments” put out this little handbook (PDF) to help the troops in Iraq … in 1943, when we had soldiers and sailors over there for some reason. Let’s see — yes, right: “YOU HAVE been ordered to Iraq (i-RAHK) as part of the world-wide offensive to beat Hitler.” Join us after the jump as we visit a mysterious era in which everybody at the Pentagon wasn’t a complete fucking idiot, after the jump. Read more on A Short Guide To Iraq…
 

Nazi Scumbag Finally Dies

Evil Nazi war criminal Kurt Waldheim is finally dead at 88. The Nazi not only survived the “Jewish war” but thrived for another sixty years as a diplomat and politician, eventually becoming the head of the United Nations and president of Austria. Read more on Nazi Scumbag Finally Dies…
 

Daily Briefing: Dix

* National Governors Association winter meeting like a Miss America pageant — Governors just want to help poor little sick children. [WP, NYT] * The Governors also give advice to each other about running for President. Haley Barbour fulfils his contractual obligation for one Civil War reference per sound bite. [NYT] * In other antebellum news, Al Sharpton finds out his ancestors were slaves to more than just a buffet line. [WP] * John Edwards’ staff orders him to spend Sunday night watching A Few Good Men after telling Bob Schieffer that “Americans can handle the truth.” [WP] * Congress living by the letter, not spirit of the “no joyriding in lobbyists’ Gulfstreams” law. [USAT] * White House warns Pakistan that aid money might decrease if they don’t find Osama, and that it’s totally Democrats fault. [NYT] * The Christian RightTM is having a hard time finding a Presidential candidate that hates all the right things. [NYT] * House will try to make amends for all that trouble in Holland, 1945. [NYT] Read more on Daily Briefing: Dix…
 

Happy Pentagon Day!

As we do every January 15, today we solemnly commemorate the completion of the world’s most awful structure, The Pentagon. It was on this day in Nineteen Hundred and Forty Three that the Masonic Magickal Monument was finished. Learn all about the very first demonic office building, after the jump. Read more on Happy Pentagon Day!…
 

America Not Going to Have to Break UK’s Thumbs

Expect Britain to quit being so nice to us all the time — ’cause they’re finally paid up. Back in 1945, we lent Great Britain 4.5 billion dollars at a killer 2% rate. Though it wasn’t entirely out of the goodness of our hearts — once FDR was outta the picture, the lend-lease “give shit to England for free” program dried up and we expected our largesse to be repaid. Read more on America Not Going to Have to Break UK’s Thumbs…
 

Happy Pearl Harbor Day! Feel Free to Detain a Japanese Family!

On this day, 64 65 years ago, America lost its innocence, and a bunch of ships. The “World Wide Web” is full of touching tributes to this historic day. Here’s one from Riehl World View. It’s about how we don’t deserve to celebrate Pearl Harbor Day because our country sucks now and is run by Al Gore. America was frightened of nothing when she began, not because she was brave, but because she was afraid of everything, being a mere niche on a coastline in a once distant and still foreboding land. Truer words were never spoken, patriot! More Pearl Harbor fun below decks! Read more on Happy Pearl Harbor Day! Feel Free to Detain a Japanese Family!…
 

Now What Poor Aide’s Going to Have to Break the News that FDR Founded Social Security?

We missed this, amid all the gruesome hurricane coverage. Our president celebrated the 60th anniversary of the cessation of hostilities in World War II in the classiest fashion imaginable, by likening himself to FDR. Speaking to recruits at a Coranado, Calif. naval base Bush laid it all out plainly: Read more on Now What Poor Aide’s Going to Have to Break the News that FDR Founded Social Security?…