Tag: world trade center

Hey Rudy, do you remember the thousands of Muslims celebrating in New Jersey?

Rudy Giuliani Doesn’t Remember Seeing Hillary Clinton On 9/11. Maybe She Was Flying The Planes!

Rudy Giuliani is sick and tired of Hillary Clinton saying she remembers 9/11. Nobody remembers 9/11 except Rudy Giuliani.
The comments section at Gawker?

Seattle To Be Destroyed By Biggest Earthquake Ever, Bye Seattle!

OK, Portland and Seattle Wonkers, this is a public service announcement. We are going to need you to find buddies in the comments section (which does not exist), and beg them to let you crash on their couch, because...

George W. Bush Probably Too Busy Clearing Brush To Attend 9/11 Memorial Museum. Thanks Obama!

You might have noticed some news about the dedication of a museum honoring an American history event, a little thing hardly worth mentioning called 9/11. Bamz, who wasn't doing anything else today, so whatevs, roused himself to tour the museum,...

Poor Obama Has Nowhere To Celebrate 9/11 This Year :(

We all know that 9/11 is the best holiday ever. It's like Christmas and the Fourth of July and Halloween combined! Dick Cheney is alive right now just because he willed himself to see another 9/11. But according to...

Rock Out To the Latest Anti-Mosque Anthem This Weekend!

Sure, you've heard "We've Got to Stop the Mosque At Ground Zero," but have you heard "SALT IN THE WOUND"? Hatred and images of people dying in a terrorist attack never sounded so upbeat! This weekend, our afternoon editor...

Somebody Wants To Murder Al Franken’s Condo

Minneapolis police are investigating CRUDE VIOLENCE, after Al Franken's wife reported that the Frankens' condo had been shot. The condo seems to be in stable condition, although a window was cracked. Interestingly, Al Franken just came out very strongly...

Roy Blunt Uses Smoldering 9/11 Ruins In Mosque Ad, Which Is a Gaffe Apparently

Missouri Republican Senate candidate Roy Blunt put up this Web ad yesterday, featuring audio from his opponent, Robin Carnahan, and a single Ken Burns-effected photo of the smoldering ruins of the World Trade Center. Wow, this is such a...

Pat Buchanan Grumbles Out Some Truth About Fellow ’90s Has-Been Newt Gingrich

Here's Pat Buchanan talking about former House Speaker "Nude" Gingrich on this never-ending mosque bullshit non-issue. And he's actually very right! Wow, there you go. A nice summary of the breadth of contemporary Republican political tactics. Looks like some...

Sarah Palin Continues To Hate America

Sarah Palin continues to be a major critic of President Barack Obama. Why are people giving her a platform? Why would anyone think she has any particular insight into national issues and how our federal government should operate? Wouldn't...

Newt Gingrich Continues To Be Terrible On Mosque Issue, Is Joined By Anti-Defamation League

Newt Gingrich is very busy! Look, there he is, saying Sarah Palin will run for president! And wow, he wants us to explode the other two members of the "Axis of Evil!" But more importantly, it is his job...

Attention Bigots: There Is Already a Mosque Near the WTC Site

Wonkette operative "Evan B." writes: "The debate over the planned mosque at Ground Zero seems a bit retarded to me; I work directly between the planned mosque and a mosque that has existed before 9/11 and continues to operate...

Newt Gingrich Makes Up for Being Late on Manhattan Mosque Thing by Being Extra Wrong and Hateful

For weeks now, conservatives have been getting riled up over the proposed construction of a planned Muslim community center somewhat near the World Trade Center site. That is not an acceptable religion, you see, for America. Newt Gingrich finally...

Terrorist Ship That Was Rammed Into Ye Olde Worlde Trade Centre Discovered

Workers are excavating the World Trade Center site (Not done yet? What is this, union labor?), and on Tuesday, they found a giant 18th-century ship stuck in there. How? Well, back then terrorists were called "pirates." (Evil liberal Hollywood...

Peter King Not Going To Let You Worship Al Qaeda Near Ground Zero

Long Island Congressman and ranking Republican on the House Homeland Security Committee Peter King wants there to be an investigation into the funding of a proposed mosque to be built near the World Trade Center site in New York...

Did You Know That Scott Brown Made 9/11 Happen, Too?

It must have been "Rent-A-Republican" morning at the DSCC, because an advertisement error this avoidable could only have been produced by John McCain, or his daughter: "The image in the attack on Scott Brown for his alleged closeness to...