While America steeps in a cauldron of racial tension and John McCain terrorizes the nation’s youth, George Bush is frolicking around the Ukraine and other far-flung parts of that land mass that sits between Germany and the Bering Strait. We refer, of course to the future member nations of NATO, a Cold War era organization formed in order to compete with an increasingly powerful OPEC. Join us on George Bush’s whirlwind tour of poisoned world leaders! MORE »