world series
At Least Everyone Can Agree It Will Be Nice To Have Football On At Bars Again!
Last night the Yankees baseball team won the competition that determines the best baseball team of all the other baseball teams! [New York Times] 600 UN staffers in Afghanistan will leave the country for a few weeks while the UN works to find them housing that will be harder to blow up. [Washington Post] Hurricane [...]
Hamid Karzai Is Declared President—But Was He Even Born In America??
After very possibly receiving fewer votes than his opponent, Hamid Karzai has won the presidential election of Afghanistan! [New York Times] Ford earned $1 billion in the third quarter and people are now thinking the company could be profitable by 2011. [Washington Post] Yesterday some American guy—originally from Eritrea, but still totally counts—won the New [...]
Top-Secret Congressional Ethics Thing Found On Public Network And Emailed To Washington Post
Someone accidentally left a document detailing ongoing Congressional ethics violations investigations on a public computer network. The Word paperclip would have advised against this. [Washington Post] The deposed president of Honduras has been temporarily undeposed by the de facto government. Legitimacy has been totally restored to government there, clearly. [New York Times] The Philadelphia-based (and [...]
Boy, What A Thrilling/Excruciating Athletics Event On Teevee At The Local Baseball Pub Last Night!
Last night’s baseball match went smashingly/terribly—depending on whether you were in a sports bar with mostly blue decorations or mostly red ones. [Reuters] Ahmadinejad implied that Iran would do everyone a favor and would indeed be enriching its uranium elsewhere. [New York Times] There’s not enough Tamiflu for all America’s children, which means Obama will [...]
Some Northeast Athletic Clubs Will Compete In Rio 2016 Olympics Of Baseball
Your 2009 World Series will feature the New York Yankees and the Philadelphia Phillies, two popular Northeast athletics organizations. USA! [New York Times] Baghdad had another suicide bombing: 132 people died, which is the most all at once since 2007. [Washington Post] The new new new health care bill will be submitted to the CBO [...]
Tom Tancredo Quitting Congress, Retiring To Mexico
Remainders: Out for a Good Borking
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