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  all the derp that's fit to herp

Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Tour Of The Terrible

Happy Saturday, Wonquistadores! Every week, our web browsers overflow with a fetid slop of stories that were too stoopid to ignore altogether, but not quite worth full posts of their own. Then we mop up the mess and wring out the smelly excess into a big old bucket we call the Derp Roundup. Add grain alcohol, stir, and enjoy! Read more on Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Tour Of The Terrible…
  but not second life because that would be lame

Stunning Maine GOP Discovery: Dem Challenger Is Socialist Video Game Psycho

Citizens of Maine State Senate District 25, some grave news today: your Democratic candidate for office… has been on the computer. Possibly every day. Possibly… having a good time. She plays World of Warcraft, you see. She plays it so good. And you know what THAT means: serious, disturbing sociopathic tendencies, obviously. From the Maine GOP, which appears to be totally serious: Colleen Lachowicz, the Democratic candidate for State Senate District 25 (Waterville), has been living a time-consuming double life as a member of the World of Warcraft community. World of Warcraft is an online gaming network where people play a fantasy role-playing game in an imaginary world called “Azeroth.” OH LORD, she plays a video game? Be still my heart! And to think, we almost elected her to office in the 41st most populous state in These Uniteds. Surely no Maine Republican would stoop so low as to have hobbies. Oh, wait, the INCUMBENT REPUBLICAN has hobbies? Read more on Stunning Maine GOP Discovery: Dem Challenger Is Socialist Video Game Psycho…
 

Hobbits and Orcs Elect Ron Paul King of Fantasyland

newVideoPlayer("Warcraft_Snapper.flv", 475, 376,""); We hope that in some small way, our mention of the Paultarded World of Warcraft march helped make the event such a blowout success. Dozens or even hundreds of Paultards lent their fantasy-realm personas to the cause of Ron Paul for President, which, we think, is the best idea these people have had yet. The thing took place either yesterday or maybe the day before and a we are so thrilled to present you with this video of the event, courtesy of a tipster and our very own Eric Brewer, video-maker extraordinaire. Please watch it. Please. And make sure to notice all the character names! Read more on Hobbits and Orcs Elect Ron Paul King of Fantasyland…
 

March of the Paultards

We’re not entirely sure why, but on New Years Day, Paultards everywhere will participate in a march through World of Warcraft, which is an online fantasy role-paying game that’s clearly a little too much of a fantasy for many of those who play it. Raw Story says there are at least 42 characters named “Ronpaul” according to a search. But we know our Paultarded friends won’t let the number stay so low. And actually, we totally support this event and hope it’s a complete and total success in every way that in can be. We also encourage Paultards to focus more and more of their future efforts into World of Warcraft. [Raw Story] Read more on March of the Paultards…