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  nafta doesn't even want us anymore

Jerome Corsi Returns To North American Union Thing

Swiftboat birther nutsack Jerome Corsi is so confused by Obama becoming Republican Senate Majority Leader that there’s really nothing left to do but go back to the old “George W. Bush is making Mexico and Canada part of America by building an unfunded interstate highway in the Midwest” conspiracy. Corsi’s new WorldNetDaily column totally ignores the actual news about Obama — that this Krafty Kenyan has somehow become Ronald Reagan’s actual son/heir — and instead makes ample use of “quietly” and “below the radar” to tell the sinister story of how there’s some government report suggesting North America should better coordinate security considering the ENTIRE REST OF THE WORLD wants to blow up the United States and it’s relatively simple to get in through the Canadian or Mexican borders if the FBI and State Department forgot to send your chartered plane to Saudi Arabia or whatever. Read more on Jerome Corsi Returns To North American Union Thing…
  hate=bald eagles and apple pie

Newt Gingrich Continues To Be Terrible On Mosque Issue, Is Joined By Anti-Defamation League

Newt Gingrich is very busy! Look, there he is, saying Sarah Palin will run for president! And wow, he wants us to explode the other two members of the “Axis of Evil!” But more importantly, it is his job to stoke fear over the proposed mosque near the World Trade Center site, so it is no surprise he is using that hate to raise money for himself. You know what is a surprise? The Anti-Defamation League is joining him in this hate. Read more on Newt Gingrich Continues To Be Terrible On Mosque Issue, Is Joined By Anti-Defamation League…
  sorry dude hawaii doesn't count either

Birthers’ Grand New Strategy: No Matter Where Obama Was Born, He Can’t Be President

As the election of America’s first “half-white” president nears its second anniversary, things still aren’t going that swell for the shrinking team of furious dingbats who hoped to sue Barack Obama out of the White House because his dad was an African black person. For two years, the teabaggers’ most prominent intellectual arm has waged a low-level courtroom war (mostly by email forwards) aimed at proving Barack Hussein Obama is not a citizen of America because he is a black person, and black people are — under the Original “O.G.” Constitution — simply slaves, worth only 3/5 of a normal fat white person, by body weight. Read more on Birthers’ Grand New Strategy: No Matter Where Obama Was Born, He Can’t Be President…
  wolverines!

World Net Daily Folks Release Crappy White People Rap Thing

What to listen to during this week’s drive to church? How about WOLVERINES!: “WND-TV stars Molotov Mitchell of ‘For the Record’ fame and D.J. Dolce of ‘News! News!’ notoriety have teamed in a momentous new rap video called ‘OTP (One Term President)’ debuting on YouTube today.” It’s awful! Too bad that Molotov Mitchell lost his job making delicious pies at the bakery, though. [WND] Read more on World Net Daily Folks Release Crappy White People Rap Thing…
  traitors everywhere

World Net Daily Warning: Glenn Beck Is a Liberal

How much do we love teevee’s crying nut Glenn Beck? Not at all, even though he’s the most popular nut on Fox News’ afternoon nut house. But unemployed 58-year-old white Americans who should love the hysterical pig-eyed blob may be turning against him, because of his rampant liberalism. This is beloved online newspaper World Net Daily’s new description of CPAC’s star speaker from just last weekend: “‘Global warming’ believer finds common ground with George Clooney, his publicist is Democratic Party power player.” So, he is a French pole-smoker, the end. [WND] Read more on World Net Daily Warning: Glenn Beck Is a Liberal…
  not the band

Obama, Interpol Locking White People In Secret New York Vault

One of Washington’s most well-sourced reporters, Michael Isikoff, is finally starting to cover the important things: “Now Norris, famed for his expertise in the martial arts, attacks from a different direction. In a new column on World Net Daily, the right-wing Web site, he claims that Obama signed the executive order so that he can slyly, without anyone noticing, create a ‘secret vault’ at Interpol’s New York office to conceal important records about the war on terror from the American public.” Hooray! Obviously the American public can’t handle information, so he might as well. [Newsweek] Read more on Obama, Interpol Locking White People In Secret New York Vault…
  jolly old elf

Wingnuts Nervous About Elf Sex In Video Game

We haven’t even thrown away the rotting turkey carcass on the dining room table or swept up the broken glass or sent those people back home, whoever they are/were, and it seems like the War On Xmas has already begun! Why, some folks tell of the early skirmishes of ’09 beginning before Halloween, or Easter, one of those. And the wingnuts are pretty hot & bothered about this video game they love, with the gay male elves just cold fuckin’ each other in the ass. Check it out! Read more on Wingnuts Nervous About Elf Sex In Video Game…
  the internet finds a way

Pay Insane Amount Of Money To Send Partisan Piece Of Paper To Congress!

Someone has just informed your Wonkette of the latest terrible web site, “SEND CONGRESS A PINK SLIP.” You can get the organization behind this effort to send a piece of paper to members of Congress threatening to vote against them in 2010 if they vote for “Government Health Care,” “Cap & Trade,” “‘Hate Crimes'” or, the best of all, “Any More Spending.” The prototypical pink slip threatens, “If you vote for ANY of these, your REAL PINK SLIP WILL BE ISSUED IN THE NEXT ELECTION.” WE WILL KILL YOU WITH GUNS. But who is behind this effort — certainly there’s too much graphic design here for Red State to handle, yes? — and what could they want? Read more on Pay Insane Amount Of Money To Send Partisan Piece Of Paper To Congress!…
  a good day

Only Four Republican Members Of Congress Being Overtly Racist Against Brown People Today

9/11 sure did one foxtrot number on this country: “Four House Republicans are charging that the Council on American Islamic Relations is infiltrating Capitol Hill with undercover interns, and they’re basing the charge on a WND-published book that itself is based on the work of a man who posed as a Muslim to infiltrate CAIR as … an intern!” 2010 much? Read more on Only Four Republican Members Of Congress Being Overtly Racist Against Brown People Today…
  but god is a socialist

Michele Bachmann Will Be President BUT ONLY If God Orders Her To

Important World Net Daily provocateur Drew Zahn has written the puff piece from Hell about psychotic Minnesota Monster Michele Bachmann, and you must read it, to be informed about politics. The fappery begins like so: “She began her political career simply, as a Christian mom concerned about the content of school papers her children brought home in their backpacks, but today she has become one of the leading defenders of liberty and conservative principles on Capitol Hill.” You had us at “Christian mom,” Zahn! But anyway, when will she be president? Read more on Michele Bachmann Will Be President BUT ONLY If God Orders Her To…
  in wikipedia we trust

Wingnut Birthers Think Wikipedia Is a Living Entity With Conflicted Beliefs

In the simple reptilian brain of the common wingnut-birther, Wikipedia is not a user-generated database that anyone can edit — it is, in fact, a wondrous sentient word monster created by God. But God’s creations are often stupid and vulgar, so it’s no wonder that Wikipedia has been pretty conflicted about this whole “Obama’s birth certificate” thing pooped out by the same angry white working-class culture that successfully convinced America the moon landing never happened. Read more on Wingnut Birthers Think Wikipedia Is a Living Entity With Conflicted Beliefs…
 

Save Jesus’ Birthday with Bumper Stickers

Conservative thingy WorldNetDaily.com is launching the anti-War on Christmas extra early this year, lest “the American Civil Liberties Union grinches” kidnap and neuter Santa Claus while his minions aren’t watching. Its website hosts an exclusive store for atheist-repelling paraphernalia. Among the items are a magnetic bumper sticker, a magnetic bumper sticker, an “auto magnet,” a magnetic bumper sticker, a Jesus bracelet and a magnetic bumper sticker. Those are all of the items, in fact, but inflatable green-and-red Bill O’Reilly fuckdolls should be available November 1. Because if they aren’t, Jesus will be retroactively unborn. Christmas-defense kit [WorldNetDaily] Read more on Save Jesus’ Birthday with Bumper Stickers…
 

World Net Daily Really Rooting For Nuclear War

News website World Net Daily apparently wrote about how Wonkette was mean to Tony Snow, even though Wonkette only wished him a full & speedy recovery. But some of the comments on the post were not so kind. So we’re The Devil or something. What else are they worked up about over at WND? Well, they want to tell you the exciting good news about the upcoming nuclear fucking war! Check it out, after the nuclear jump. Read more on World Net Daily Really Rooting For Nuclear War…
 

Dollar Fall Just Excuse For Bush To Merge Mexico & USA

The collapse of the U.S. dollar means more than $9 cups of coffee in Europe — it means the complete destruction of the United States! According to World Net Daily, the dollar disaster will provide the cover George W. Bush needs to quickly trash the USA and form a North American Union with Mexico and, perhaps, Canada. This awful new place will even have a sinister, Mexican-sounding name: Amero. Read more on Dollar Fall Just Excuse For Bush To Merge Mexico & USA…