Tag: world net daily

What Conservative Blogger People Totally Sold Out To Mitt Romney Yesterday?

Mitt Romney is a fraud and a liberal and they would never like him, the conservative Internettery told us for years. Who goes to closed-door suck-offs with politicians, anyway? But yesterday, they all met up to hug each other...

Wingnut Anti-Tax Hero Grover Norquist Actually Muslim Extremist?

It was a long, long reign of terror. But slowly, and at long last, real conservatives are coming to understand the true identity of anti-tax Republican hero Grover H. Norquist: He's a dangerous Muslim extremist! Important wingnut Internet Newspaper...

Jerome Corsi Returns To North American Union Thing

Swiftboat birther nutsack Jerome Corsi is so confused by Obama becoming Republican Senate Majority Leader that there's really nothing left to do but go back to the old "George W. Bush is making Mexico and Canada part of America...

Newt Gingrich Continues To Be Terrible On Mosque Issue, Is Joined By Anti-Defamation League

Newt Gingrich is very busy! Look, there he is, saying Sarah Palin will run for president! And wow, he wants us to explode the other two members of the "Axis of Evil!" But more importantly, it is his job...

Birthers’ Grand New Strategy: No Matter Where Obama Was Born, He Can’t Be President

As the election of America's first "half-white" president nears its second anniversary, things still aren't going that swell for the shrinking team of furious dingbats who hoped to sue Barack Obama out of the White House because his dad...

World Net Daily Folks Release Crappy White People Rap Thing

What to listen to during this week's drive to church? How about WOLVERINES!: "WND-TV stars Molotov Mitchell of 'For the Record' fame and D.J. Dolce of 'News! News!' notoriety have teamed in a momentous new rap video called 'OTP...

World Net Daily Warning: Glenn Beck Is a Liberal

How much do we love teevee's crying nut Glenn Beck? Not at all, even though he's the most popular nut on Fox News' afternoon nut house. But unemployed 58-year-old white Americans who should love the hysterical pig-eyed blob may...

Obama, Interpol Locking White People In Secret New York Vault

One of Washington's most well-sourced reporters, Michael Isikoff, is finally starting to cover the important things: "Now Norris, famed for his expertise in the martial arts, attacks from a different direction. In a new column on World Net Daily,...

Wingnuts Nervous About Elf Sex In Video Game

We haven't even thrown away the rotting turkey carcass on the dining room table or swept up the broken glass or sent those people back home, whoever they are/were, and it seems like the War On Xmas has already...

Pay Insane Amount Of Money To Send Partisan Piece Of Paper To Congress!

Someone has just informed your Wonkette of the latest terrible web site, "SEND CONGRESS A PINK SLIP." You can get the organization behind this effort to send a piece of paper to members of Congress threatening to vote against...

Only Four Republican Members Of Congress Being Overtly Racist Against Brown People Today

9/11 sure did one foxtrot number on this country: "Four House Republicans are charging that the Council on American Islamic Relations is infiltrating Capitol Hill with undercover interns, and they're basing the charge on a WND-published book that itself...

Michele Bachmann Will Be President BUT ONLY If God Orders Her To

Important World Net Daily provocateur Drew Zahn has written the puff piece from Hell about psychotic Minnesota Monster Michele Bachmann, and you must read it, to be informed about politics. The fappery begins like so: "She began her political...

Wingnuts Will Use Canceled F-22 Raptor To Kill All the Gay People In America

Ha, wingnuts, good luck getting Republican senators and congressmen to vote for their own fiery destruction! UPDATE: Yes, it was sent out three days after the Senate F-22 vote.

Wingnut Birthers Think Wikipedia Is a Living Entity With Conflicted Beliefs

In the simple reptilian brain of the common wingnut-birther, Wikipedia is not a user-generated database that anyone can edit -- it is, in fact, a wondrous sentient word monster created by God. But God's creations are often stupid and...

The Article Itself, However, Is A Slow Read

Remember when this guy singlehandedly vaulted Mike Huckabee into the top tier of 2008 Republican presidential candidates? Because it appears that he's since converted to the Doctor.