Tag: world net daily

Wingnut Superlawyer Larry Klayman Sues All The Black People, For Being Scary And Mean

Have you been in an accident? On the job or in your car? Was that accident caused by black people mentioning that racism still exists?
You can tell he's being silly because his appleheaded vagina mouth is in the "giggle" position.

Two Whole Tens Of Minorities Line Up Behind Donald Trump

Donald Trump was waving his schlong around on the Twitters, as one does if one is Donald Trump, because a new, very credible poll published at World Net Daily says he is a real hit with all the The Blacks and Mexatinos: The...
P.S. They ARE crackpots

Wingnut Birthers Prove Hillary Clinton’s Even More Secret Gay Muslim Than Obama

Oh, this again some more? Sure, because it never gets old! Wingnut birther Jerome Corsi and other wingnut birther and conspiracy theory generalist-at-large Alex Jones were having themselves a little girl talk, on the interweb, as they do. They...
What more evidence do you need?

Alan Keyes, Not Crazy: Obama Colluding With Iran To Bomb U.S. Like Hitler, Probably (Not)

Someone is still bitter about that time Barack Obama kicked his ass, and we're not even talking about John McCain this time! Nah, we're mocking wingnut wackadoodle dingbat Alan Keyes, the guy who carpetbagged on over to Illinois three...
She tried to warn us

Michele Bachmann Tattles On Illegal-Lovin’ GOP To Her Friend, An Invisible Lion

Have you been missing former Rep. Michele Bachmann since she retired to be president of the United States of Cheap Gas? Us too! And it seems she might be regretting her retirement, because hoo boy, those morons in the House...

GOP So Mad Obama Failed To Plan For GOP Destruction Of Obamacare

The other day we introduced you all to our new favorite people, the World Net Daily-style commenters recruited as plaintiffs in the latest Republican lawsuit to destroy Obamacare forever and ever. The case is called King v. Burwell, and...

Million-Year-Old ‘Rocker’ Pat Boone Thinks Obama Will Set All The Murderers Free

Pat Boone -- once a popular entertainer who appropriated black music and sanitized it for white consumption, now a WorldNetDaily columnist, and there’s a career arc -- posted some thoughts over at Joseph Farah’s Internet Home for Mustachioed Paranoids...

Edward Snowden Gives Putin Super-Duper-Secret Info On President Obama’s DNA, Says Not-At-All-Crazy Birther

We know everyone within the Wonkette universe has complicated feels about floor wax/dessert topping Edward Snowden, but a new story about the Libertarian Man of Mystery has totally blown our minds, and now we don’t know what to think....

‘Jesus Was A Capitalist’ Is Really The Title Of This Tea Party Nobody’s Rant Against The Pope

Pope Francis has been making a lot of liberals feel funny in the pants (the POLITICS part of the pants, pervo), like when he recently said that capitalism is a buncha bullshit (paraphrasing), and also when he touched the...

George Zimmerman Domestic Violenced His Girlfriend Because He Has PTSD From Killing That Kid That One Time

So remember how Brave Ground Standing Hero George Zimmerman was arrested for domestic violencing his girlfriend? Of course you do, because it was just the other day, and even if you missed the headline, you are not the least...

Oh, By The Way, Bradlee Dean Still Suing Rachel Maddow For Quoting Him Verbatim

Noted First Amendment scholar and bff to your Wonket Bradlee Dean knows a thing or two about the media: First, he knows that he can sue you if you libel him by quoting him verbatim. Second, he knows who...

In Case You Forgot, Rick Santorum Has Important Thoughts About Freedom

Discarded philosopher-statesman Rick Santorum’s latest column at World Net Daily is about Freedom and the taking of it by Barack Obama. Naturally, it’s a veritable Journey concert of brain-dead paleo-conservative greatest hits: We are Free Americans because our values...

WND Columnist Complains About Continuing ‘Slander’ Of Joe McCarthy, Without An Ounce Of Irony

There are ebbs and flows in the deluge of rancid insanity that oozes into the turd-polishing traps of World Net Daily. Right now we experiencing one of those VERY high tide days. Ted Nugent posted about how he loves...

WND: Obama Gay Married Islam

It's been nearly...oh, a few days, maybe, since there was an insane conspiracy theory about Barack Obama, so of course there's another one! Barack Obama has a wedding ring, and unlike a normal American male, it is slightly fancy with...

New Black Panther Party Set To Make White People Feel Mildly Uncomfortable

In a super-exclusive (read: he was the only person who would talk to them) interview with World Net Daily's Aaron Klein, New Black Panther Party head Malik Shabazz (real name: Paris Lewis) threatens to once again dominate the white...

World Net Daily Declares Obama’s Love Letters Fraudulent, For No Real Reason

Those Obama love letter excerpts that Vanity Fair ran a couple of weeks ago were the best thing that happened to low-end wingnut grifter consortium World Net Daily since forever -- it gave them a new opportunity to call...