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Shoeless Paul Wolfowitz will quit the World Bank on June 30th, the bank announced today. They apparently agreed to pay him that huge severance package. MORE »

World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz: Is he resigning? Have talks halted? Most importantly, is he a good neighbor? MORE »

FLASH… WOLFOWITZ MIGHT RESIGN, SOMEDAY… MAYBE… MORE »

Shoeless Paul still won’t resign from the World Bank, and the board still can’t decide how to make him go without firing him. It’s a bit like a Mexican standoff, except for how it gets more tedious instead of intense as it endlessly drags on. MORE »

7 of the 24 members of the World Bank’s board declared Bank head Paul Wolfowitz a total bastard in a scathing report issued last night. MORE »

Condi Rice has been calling up a couple overseas friends lately. Just to catch up, you know? See how they’re doing? Oh, and to ask that they please stop asking for Paul Wolfowitz to resign. MORE »

Shaha Ali RZA, the woman just to the side of the center of the current World Bank scandal, would like you to know that just because her boyfriend Paul Wolfowitz got her a promotion and raise, she’s no bimbo. No, as he dating Paul Wolfowitz proves, she’s actually just an idiot. Someone can know 50 languages and still be a complete moron, that’s the magical thing about Washington. MORE »

So we hear. More to come! MORE »

The World Bank promised to officially declare that Paul Wolfowitz is an unethical prick last Saturday, so, naturally, their committee is expected to finally deliver their report at the end of this week. They’ve already let it be known that the board will decide that Paul violated conflict of interest rules, so at this point they’re just deciding whether they’ll recommend an outright firing or a “vote of no confidence” that would allow this whole mess to drag on another couple weeks — guess which course of action we’re predicting they’ll take? MORE »

The World Bank executive board has decided, as the rest of the nation has, that dragging out this Wolfowitz girlfriend scandal is just a lot more entertaining and fun than this poverty and loans and helping the developing world shit. MORE »