Tag: work

Dream Job Alert: Ivanka Trump Is In Search Of An Assistant Editor!

Must have the best words!
Also paid no boat license fee

Very Sane Montana Republican Will Let You Retire At 600, Maybe

In Montanastan, there's this rich techie guy, Greg Gianforte, a Republican who's giving some thought to running for governor in 2016, just like every other successful business guy who's ever thought that running a state is exactly like running...

Why Does Barack Obama Hate Rich People Today?

After years of trying to hide his commie pinko inclinations with aggressive free market policies and inclinations towards a deregulatory economic landscape, President Obama is FINALLY letting his socialist freak flag fly--and he's doing it in PUBLIC, no less,...

America: Land Of The (Working For) Free

Yesterday we brought you the depressing story of a man who had worked for McDonald's for twenty years and was still getting paid minimum wage. Now, of course, there is an argument to be made that it was kind of...

Union Thugs Terrorize Michigan Cops’ Pepper Spray Canisters, With Their Faces

"Protestors stormed the Michigan capital yesterday on Thursday, prompting the police to use pepper spray," says the police stenographer reporter over a video of people walking around in a fairly orderly fashion as they chant hey HEY, ho HO,...

Obama Assaults Elderly Woman In New Commercial

Barack Obama has a new ad called "Dignity," and it is all about what a candidate loses in the process of running for President. Ha ha, just kidding! But the part in the end where he strangles the old...