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Posts Tagged ‘work’

DIGNITY

Obama Assaults Elderly Woman In New Commercial

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

Barack Obama has a new ad called “Dignity,” and it is all about what a candidate loses in the process of running for President. Ha ha, just kidding! But the part in the end where he strangles the old lady is pretty undignified. [YouTube]


CONGRESS

BREAKING: Lawmakers Upset About Working Half As Much as You

Wednesday, February 7th, 2007

Workin hard for the soft money - WonketteThe Politico reports today that everyone in Congress is still upset that Nancy Pelosi said they’d have to work five days a week. They quote ten separate Senators and Reps bitching about being overworked, including our new favorite member: MORE »


CAPITOL HILL

Ask a Hill Staffer: Watch Your Step, Ladies

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006

Ask a Hill Staffer

Our anonymous Hill Staffer works hard, play hard, and answers your questions with the absolute minimum effort required.

Today, in between backrubs for John Conyers and stalking the mysterious new Representative Paula Vaughn, he tells ya’ all about finding a job, eating lunch, and how to dress to impress. Keep those questions coming, people — he almost had to do real work today.

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METRO SECTION

Craigslist: A Resume Worth the Paper It’s Printed On

Thursday, July 28th, 2005

We worry we may be overqualified:

Tired of the office? Got the blue collar blues? Try Toilet: The Novel MORE »