Tag Archives: won’t someone think of the children

  So Long Mom I'm Off To Drop The F-Bomb

Bad Mommy Says Swear In Front Of Her Kids, Gets Arrested In Front Of Her Kids

Next time she'll just say 'Blistering blue barnacles!
A South Carolina mom was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct last Sunday after saying “fuck” — specifically, the adjectival form, “fucking” — in front of her children in a North Augusta grocery store. The woman was overheard destroying her children’s morals by another Kroger’s customer, who was Most Offended and reported the infraction to Officer Travis Smith of the North Augusta Department of Public Safety. This seems pretty reasonable, and honestly since the mother, Danielle Wolf, was white, she didn’t get shot to death, so we don’t see what the big deal is supposed to be. Read more on Bad Mommy Says Swear In Front Of Her Kids, Gets Arrested In Front Of Her Kids…
  The Purple Prose of Texas

Wingnuts Furious: Texas Kids Design Imaginary Flags For Nonexistent Pretend Socialist Nation

Pity the poor children of Texas. Not only do they have to live in a state full of Texans, but many of them are at high risk of growing up to be Texans, too. Oh, and on top of that, they are constantly being bombarded by communist propaganda in their Texan-run schools, because apparently only communists get Texas teaching credentials. Thankfully, Texas Patriots have access to the Interwebs, and so they can expose the government schools for what they are: indoctrination factories brainwashing innocent children with the UN’s communist, pro-Muslim Agenda 21, with its FEMA Camps and bicycle paths. The latest dispatch from the culture war is a doozy, because it involves 6th graders being ordered — at Barack Obama’s behest, of course — to “design flags for a new socialist nation.” Clearly, this exercise in which children must think of a flag other than Old Glory can only be sinister. After all, this is the very same online curriculum that was previously investigated for signs of Muslim Bias! (And, OK, was found to actually be biased toward Christianity.) Read more on Wingnuts Furious: Texas Kids Design Imaginary Flags For Nonexistent Pretend Socialist Nation…