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Mitt Romney wants to keep those lady voters -- for whom Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich are such natural fits (gross) -- so here's...

This is totally what you were expecting, wasn't it?

In the story "Jerry Brown To Washington Times Reporter: 'Are You a Moonie?'" we referred to idiot reporter Kerry Picket as him, he, his,...

Ugh, unwashed godless free market-hating ecoterrorist hippie cabal "the insurance industry" is whining about global warming, according to this press release just in from...

It just focus grouped better, what.

Former Pennsylvania (?) Senator Rick Santorum initially rose to prominence when it was discovered that his last name is -- go figure! -- a...

A hot new reality show "chronicling Bristol Palin’s life as a young, single mother living in the spotlight of being Sarah Palin’s daughter" has...

Why do dumb people always vote for terrible candidates? It's because they're dumb! This is according to new scientific studies, according to some website: The...

Do you live in the Washington DC metro area and enjoy hipster irony such as "playing dodgeball," on your weekend, when you should really...

An elderly lifelong bachelor who lives with hundreds of other old, single men in a stylish European capital city has given strict orders to...

Former Nebraska Sen. Bob Kerrey has changed his mind and will run for Ben Nelson's Senate seat! He, like Nelson, is an annoying centrist...

Somehow, the Wasilla gravy train has finally run out of steam. What else can explain Todd Palin's alleged Wasilla mistress/prostitute not getting a six-figure...

In honor of vulture capitalist Mitt Romney campaigning in Michigan today, here's James McMurtry singing "We Can't Make It Here." We heard this on...

Here's a typical variation on the same disturbing/hilarious lede that we see every few months, each time rendering satire useless: "Reporting from Washington— As...

Those Taiwanese animators are sure having some sexytime fun with Rick Santorum. It is important to wonder if these Taiwanese animators are even American,...

It was very exciting to learn that the young Mitt Romney maybe baptized the sad ghosts of Jewish victims of the Nazi Holocaust, to...

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