Here’s a fun new “open thread” thing we will do, which will simultaneously tackle the Problem of coming up with an “open thread” deal and the other Problem of how your Wonkette editors need to whore their free-lance stuff, so that you will read it, and then Wonkette’s free-lance editors will be all, “THX 4 DA PAGEVIEWZ” and your editors will be all, “No, thank you, for the paychecks,” and then everybody will have sex, with a trash robot. MORE »