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• Donald Trump Declares Newsmax The Kindest, Bravest, Warmest, Most Wonderful Website He’s Ever Known
• Madea Heckles The President
• Arkansas GOP Hero Proposes Hilarious Amendment To Put Liz Cheney In Jail
• Piers Morgan Responds To London Terror Killing By Uninviting Dana Loesch From His Birthday Party
• Wonkette’s Primer On Fifth Amendment Rights, Now With More Darrell Issa Insults
• Young Barry Obama Totally Tried To Mack On His Best Friend’s Main Squeeze, For Real
• English Defence League Knows What Will Stop Terrorism: Burn Down Anything That Looks Muslimy
• Vatican Advisor Says True Thing