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What Funny Thing Is Obama Saying To This Dude?

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

Death threats?Secret Wonkette Operative “M” sent us this photograph, which he actually took somewhere in the Eastern Time Zone, of Barack Obama saying something menacing to this poor reporter, who was probably only doing a good journalism thing like asking Obama to prove he was American! (Or maybe it was about economics, who knows.) In other words, let’s have a Caption Contest! UPDATE: We have a wiener! MORE »


Anti-War Polar Bears Run Amok In D.C.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

Darth Vulture -- photo by Russ' co-workerWonkette Operative “Trey” reports live from the action: “Protesters had closed off the intersection at 14th & K, putting police style yellow tape between the stop lights, dancing around with polar bear outfits and shitty music, assaulting random businessmen and drawing chalk graffiti all across the intersection.”

More eyewitness craziness after the jump! MORE »


Moonie Times Wins For Best Government Reporting!

Monday, March 26th, 2007

Yer a wiener! - WonketteThe Virginia Press Association had its big awards ceremony on Friday night, at the world-famous Watergateside Hotel, which is “separated from the waterfront by an Outback Steakhouse and a Hooters” and is also in Norfolk.

It was a magical night: The Washington Post came in third place (or lower) for (nearly) everything, Dana Milbank was burned in effigy and the Washington Times won top honors.

Read the hilarious report from our Anonymous Wonkette Operative, after the jump.

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The Late Night Shots Christmas Special

Thursday, December 14th, 2006

DSC00133.jpgMorons on the Dancefloor

The Late Night Shots kids held their Christmas party at The Guards in Georgetown last night. Wonkette was… well, not there, no. We’ll do almost anything for the amusement of our readers, but when we drink with douchebags for the sake of material we like them to be douchebags you guys have heard of.

Thankfully, a Wonkette Operative was there, and she/he even took some pictures. Our op speaks, after the jump.

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Dinner Crash: Redskins Player of the Year

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

Randy Thomas shows some leg - WonketteLast night, the Washington Redskins held their annual Quarterback Club Player of the Year dinner. One lucky Wonkette Operative was there.

After the jump, George Allen provides a tenuous excuse for us to run this.

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We Had an Icky Dream Last Night

Thursday, March 2nd, 2006

harold ickes.jpgWhen you live in Washington and spend all day blogging about politics, it’s only a matter of time before it starts to affect your dreams. Once this starts happening, abandon all hope; you’re trapped inside the Beltway. MORE »


Condicise Sweeps the Nation

Thursday, March 2nd, 2006

condicise.jpgoperative: if i may go feminazi for a moment…
operative: why do we have to know how condi keeps her goddamn figure?!
wonkette: haha. ’cause it’s SWEEPS MONTH
operative: arguably the most powerful woman in the country and we’re still talking about her WEIGHT
operative: dude, is she gonna be in seventeen next, talking about her period?
wonkette: what’s funny is that we know her workout routine, but not her actual positions on affirmative action, abortion, etc etc
wonkette: ‘08 PRIMARIES FRONT-RUNNER!
operative: her position on abortion is bent at the waist with back straight, neck relaxed, abs tight, delts squeezed… MORE »


BREAKING! CAPITOL FLIES TOPSY-TURVY FLAG! DC DECLARES SOS! MUST CREDIT WONKETTE

Friday, February 17th, 2006

siren.gifWONKETTE OPERATIVE REPORTS: MORE »