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Well I Guess We Have To Make You This ‘Election Game Of US America Elections: The Game’ Now

Oh you Wonkers, with the way you shower us with love in the form of hard cash! You are so very nice to us!! You give us driveways to park our Wonkebago in, and you send us love notes,...
She's sort of photogenic.

A Special Message From Me, Your Editrix, Writin’ At Ya!

Hey you guys it is me and Mark Sanford! Is it a PRETTY picture of me? No. You can pretend it is though! We ran into Mark Sanford (AND HIS MISTRESS AND SHE WAS GORGEOUS!!!!) out at brunch in...
She's sort of photogenic.

Was Scalia Murdered By Obama The Gay Prostitute?! Your Weekly Top Ten

Well hallooooo, Wonkers! Are you ready for all the top ten stories about how Antonin Scalia is dead? There were many top ten stories about how Antonin Scalia is dead. Maybe you have read them all! Maybe you are...

Annoy Your Friends And Help Wonkette Without Even Getting Your Pocket Picked (This Time)

Hey, what's going on with our hot shit card game, Elections of US America Election: The Card Game? It still needs more money! Am I asking you for money (this time)? Oddly, no! (But you can still give us...
Didn't we just do this?

How Many Times Can Six Republicans Say ‘Scalia’ In Two Hours? Your Debate Open Thread

So now we guess it is the Republicans having a debate every blasted Saturday when decent people just want to watch anything else? After the Great Winnowing of the New Hampshire primaries, the six remaining GOP candidates for president...
You really don't want to call her "Princess"

Powerpuff Girls Are Back To Tap Dance On MRA Bullies’ Faces! Your Saturday Nerdout

Good gawd, y'all, the Powerpuff Girls are making a return to Cartoon Network, and the first teaser clip has Buttercup beating up a Male Supremacist Pig. We are in love all over again. Also, can Gravitational Waves Improve Your...

Bundys, Beyoncé And Rick Snyder’s Wife’s Birthday Cake. Your Weekly Top Ten.

Well hi there and good Saturday morning to you, Wonkers! Many newses happened this week, so it's good that you're here for us to catch up together! Haha just kidding, we are not together, because WE WROTE THESE DAMN...

Ask Wonkette Anything About Why We Are Doing A Reddit Ask Me Anything!

Remember a couple years back, when we got BANNED by REDDIT (/r/politics) for the crime of inserting a speculum into their vagina? Those were fun good times! I was all hey we are not crime? And they said no,...
Didn't we just do this?

These Idiots Again, Minus Some Idiots: Your New Hampshire Republican Debate Open Thread!

Hey, just to prove that Democrats aren't the only party to hold debates on a weekend evening when nobody except political junkies and shut-ins -- hahaha, like there is a difference! -- will be watching, there is actually a...

Hillary Clinton And Ted Cruz Go To The Olive Garden With Satan. Your Weekly Top Ten.

Guten Morgen, Wonkers, WTF does that headline even mean? Did Hillary Clinton and Ted Cruz actually have a caucus with Satan at the Olive Garden and that's how she winned all those coin flips in the Iowa caucuses? Ted...
Things that aren't in his mouth right now: Semen lattes. Allegedly.

Nice Pastor Will Sell Church To Homos In Exchange For Butt Baby Love Offerings

Have you met this nice, totally normal pastor of the Gospel of Jesus Christ, James David Manning? He is the main dude of the Atlah Worldwide Ministries in Harlem, and his church is up for auction due to how...
Wonkette baby and some dogs.

Oregon Militia In Jail, Planned Parenthood Witch Hunt Hilarious Now. Your Weekly Top Ten

What up my Wonkers? Oh my goodness, can you believe people are about to actually start VOTING in this primary, which has already been going on since the Reagan administration? It's true! Iowa is Monday! And hey Iowa Wonkers,...

Donald Rumsfeld To Spend His Eighties Murdering Fewer People

If anybody can take an announcement like "I've decided to spend my dotage exercising my brain and not killing people, by making a fun card game I hope people will love" and turn it into a senile ramble about...

Let’s Watch Losers Debate A Man Who’s Not There. Your Republican Debate Preview

Whee, one more Republican debate before Iowa votes, after which somebody will win the Iowa caucuses and nobody will drop out and we'll have a million more debates, even after Hillary Rodham Clinton's two terms as president are over....

Wonkette Made You A Present, It Is This Game Of US America Elections: The Game!

You saved so much money last year by not donating to any of the assorted bigot pizzas, and bigot florists, and bigot bigots. It is time for you to spend that money on YOU, by which we mean us,...

In Which You Give Wonkette All Of Your Moneys In Exchange For A Measly Beer

HELLO. We had a fabulous idea while we were drunk in Detroit last week, and that was that we should do a "Kickstarter" to spread our Wonkette Drinky Things and Meetups all over this great nation. We want to come...