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Tag: wonkette drinky thing and meetup

Wonk Your Brains Out Orgy & Tour Tries Midwestern Nice! Madison Tonight, Minneapolis Saturday!

OK, it's your turn, Wonkconsin and Wonkesota! The Wonk Your Brains Out Midwest-Southwest Orgy and World Tour is in your neck of the woods! Tonight, Friday June 14, 6 p.m.: Madison, Wisconsin. (Can someone invite Scott Walker? Or the Tank...

Pacific Northwest Wonkettonians: Get Your (Unofficial) Drinky Thing On In Seattle, June 1!

Hey there, Pacific Northwest and maybe even British Columbian Wonkeetteers, and whatever sea lions ain't busy eating all the salmon at the Bonneville Dam, mark your colanders for Saturday June 1, when we will gather at The Blarney Stone...

Wonkette Buys Man

You have done it, Wonkaloos!!!1! You have helped your Wonket purchase an entire human being, with health insurance and social security and all the other socialismsist crimes against Ayn Rand! Did you donate the whole amount to buy Doktor...

Argue Amongst Yourselves: Announcing A Rough Draft Of The Wonket Drinky Thing Midwest/Southwest June World Tour!

O hai, we are just making this itinerary. We are getting in the car and actually taking a vacation, one that includes paying someone to be us on this here mommyblog while we are gone, so our only responsibilities...

A Children’s Treasury Of Your Wonkette’s War On New York City

Following our successful foray into Philadelphia, your Wonkette #WARRED on the Drinking Liberally party held every Thursday at Rudy's in New York City, by buying them beer and stealing their women. Commenters, lurkers, and your Editrix's NYC macher aunt...

A Children’s Treasury Of Wonkette’s War With Philadelphia

Oyez oyez, it is now time to commemorate the Great Wonkette Liberal Thing War. We arrived at Drinking Liberally, Philly City Center chapter, and proceeded to rumble/dance-fight with their big bear of a host. Obviously, and all the duhs,...

New York City, It Is Time To Get Your Drinky Thing War On

Haven't you been patient, NYC? (No, you have not.) Well it is FINALLY your turn for a Wonkette Drinky Thing (the last -- and best? -- of our East Coast world Tour), if you can wait until tomorrow (Thursday)...

A Children’s Treasury Of Your Wonket In Your Nation’s Glorious Capitol

First of all, we tricked you, because we were not wearing a red dress at all! This was so we could laugh at your confusion as you looked around and wondered if we would even bother coming to our...

Warblog Wonkette To Invade Philadelphia ‘Drinking Liberally’ Party, Kill It

Soon we shall be winging our way from our nation's capitol to the City of Brotherly Love and marching on their Drinking Liberally party like it is Poland. Important details where it says "read more"! The party shall beeth...

Yes We Are Inviting Old Handsome Joe Biden To Our DC Wonkette Drinky Thing Tonight

O hai it is time to come to our party in Washington, DC, because it is tonight (Saturday), at like seven. If previous attendance rates hold up, there will be 10 of you drinking our beer and eating our...

We Will Have This Party In DC, It Will Be So Great, We Will Call It ‘Late Night Shots’

Yes we are doing this thing. It is this Saturday, presuming we can find a ride from Charlotte to DC, and we are calling it for 7 p.m. Here is the place: The Bottom Line 1716 I (Eye) Street NW Washington...

Hello Charlotte, Ready To Rumble?

It is time for your Democratic Convention-flavored Charlotte hoe-down, North Carolina, and we will be seeing you tonight at six! The party is at our secret Casita de Wonkadonk, so email wonketteparty@gmail.com for the supersecret address, and also please...

A Children’s Treasury Of Dancing And Hijinks From Your Atlanta Drinky Thing

Atlanta, dear Wonkadoos, was a compleat treat. About a dozen hardy lovers came from all over the South -- one young miss from Birmingham! -- to drink our beer and eat our vittles. And every one a peach! As...

Why, Don’t Forget Your Atlanta And Charlotte Drinky Things And Meets-Up, You Sweet Ol’ Thing!

Well fiddle dee dee, here is your gentle reminder that our Atlanta Drinky Thing is this very ol' evenin', right there at Manuel's, and we shall commence at let's say sixish! Here is the address for Manuel's Tavern, courtesy...

Your Wonkette Drinky Thing Party Planner (And Prizes!)

Remember when we made our own fake Kickstarter, because the real Kickstarter did not think that going around the country throwing parties was "performance art"? (WHATEVER.) Well, we promised you many gifties, which we have yet to deliver, so...

We Might Let Some Republicans Into Our Tampa Wonkette Drinky Thing, But Only If They Are Shirtless

HELLO FLORIDA. You have been so patient, waiting for the deets on our Republican National Convention Wonkette Drinky Thing and Meetup in Tampa! Will there be beer, and fried things, and ladies in skimpy tops? Yes, yes, and it...