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  hot dish

Wonk Your Brains Out Orgy & Tour Tries Midwestern Nice! Madison Tonight, Minneapolis Saturday!

OK, it’s your turn, Wonkconsin and Wonkesota! The Wonk Your Brains Out Midwest-Southwest Orgy and World Tour is in your neck of the woods! Tonight, Friday June 14, 6 p.m.: Madison, Wisconsin. (Can someone invite Scott Walker? Or the Tank Riot guys?) Harmony, 2201 Atwood Ave., Madison, WI 53704 (608) 249-4333 Read more on Wonk Your Brains Out Orgy & Tour Tries Midwestern Nice! Madison Tonight, Minneapolis Saturday!…
  Be sure to wear some Gore-Tex in your hair

Pacific Northwest Wonkettonians: Get Your (Unofficial) Drinky Thing On In Seattle, June 1!

Hey there, Pacific Northwest and maybe even British Columbian Wonkeetteers, and whatever sea lions ain’t busy eating all the salmon at the Bonneville Dam, mark your colanders for Saturday June 1, when we will gather at The Blarney Stone in beautiful downtown Seattle at 7 in the PM. We will sing union songs and pee in the potted plants!* Volunteer organizer weejee notes that it is convenient to something called “public transportation, which we wouldn’t know about, being from Idaho and all. There are rumors of karaoke beginning at 9 PM, before which time the assembled Wonkers will either decide on a less noisy location or just add the lyrics “exploding foamy pigshit” to every song. Read more on Pacific Northwest Wonkettonians: Get Your (Unofficial) Drinky Thing On In Seattle, June 1!…
  businesslady entrepreneuring job creator tax creditz pls!

Wonkette Buys Man

You have done it, Wonkaloos!!!1! You have helped your Wonket purchase an entire human being, with health insurance and social security and all the other socialismsist crimes against Ayn Rand! Did you donate the whole amount to buy Doktor Zoom? Well, no. We still have about four million whore diamonds to go. But fuck it, we are hiring this bitch. If you want, you can donate more. But wait, why are we making YOU buy Doktor Zoom for US? Because FROM YOU according to your ability TO US according to our need! Also, SHUT UP IS WHY! What is the first thing we are making the good Doktor do after his full-time start date (June 1)? Oh just run the whole site for like three weeks while we do not check in AT ALL, because we will be on our Midwest Southwest Wonk Your Brains Out Tour of Orgies and Drunkenness! The one whose itinerary is after the jump! Read more on Wonkette Buys Man…
  let's party!

Argue Amongst Yourselves: Announcing A Rough Draft Of The Wonket Drinky Thing Midwest/Southwest June World Tour!

O hai, we are just making this itinerary. We are getting in the car and actually taking a vacation, one that includes paying someone to be us on this here mommyblog while we are gone, so our only responsibilities for just shy of three weeks will be buying you beer and seeing our mama. It has no dates attached to it except for “mid to late June,” and many of the smaller places (we are talking to you Des Moines) are negotiable for other towns and cities nearby if we hear from a whole bunch of folks that, say, FUCK DES MOINES, etc. So check it: Somewhere around June 15 or 16 or one millionth, we leave Los Angeles for …. Read more on Argue Amongst Yourselves: Announcing A Rough Draft Of The Wonket Drinky Thing Midwest/Southwest June World Tour!…
  we are reasonably sure we won

A Children’s Treasury Of Your Wonkette’s War On New York City

Following our successful foray into Philadelphia, your Wonkette #WARRED on the Drinking Liberally party held every Thursday at Rudy’s in New York City, by buying them beer and stealing their women. Commenters, lurkers, and your Editrix’s NYC macher aunt and uncle, after the jump! Read more on A Children’s Treasury Of Your Wonkette’s War On New York City…
  if we can make it there

New York City, It Is Time To Get Your Drinky Thing War On

Haven’t you been patient, NYC? (No, you have not.) Well it is FINALLY your turn for a Wonkette Drinky Thing (the last — and best? — of our East Coast world Tour), if you can wait until tomorrow (Thursday) night. Time and location, where it says “read more”! Read more on New York City, It Is Time To Get Your Drinky Thing War On…
  freedom isn't free!

A Children’s Treasury Of Your Wonket In Your Nation’s Glorious Capitol

First of all, we tricked you, because we were not wearing a red dress at all! This was so we could laugh at your confusion as you looked around and wondered if we would even bother coming to our own Drinky Thing. (Answer: probably!) Second of all, the Park Service estimated attendance at 40 souls, so we added 15 percent to it, as is Right and Proper. Please to enjoy some pictures of you, in DC, getting #sloppysloppy. More importantly, did you remember that our Philly Drinky Thing and Meetup is tonight? It is! And New Yawk City, you are on deck for Thursday! (Details still TBD. Good lord we are so tired. Actor and Lizzie, please fight out where we should have it, and then let us know.) Read more on A Children’s Treasury Of Your Wonket In Your Nation’s Glorious Capitol…
  party time! excellent!

Yes We Are Inviting Old Handsome Joe Biden To Our DC Wonkette Drinky Thing Tonight

O hai it is time to come to our party in Washington, DC, because it is tonight (Saturday), at like seven. If previous attendance rates hold up, there will be 10 of you drinking our beer and eating our vittles. (Fishbowl DC said calling our Charlotte Drinky Thing “a party” would be “generous,” because of course they did.) So, you know, don’t come if you don’t want to, DC! YOU DON’T HAVE TO. Read more on Yes We Are Inviting Old Handsome Joe Biden To Our DC Wonkette Drinky Thing Tonight…
  yeehaw

Hello Charlotte, Ready To Rumble?

It is time for your Democratic Convention-flavored Charlotte hoe-down, North Carolina, and we will be seeing you tonight at six! The party is at our secret Casita de Wonkadonk, so email wonketteparty@gmail.com for the supersecret address, and also please don’t come by the rest of the week to murder us. Really! Please! Read more on Hello Charlotte, Ready To Rumble?…
  hot pix

A Children’s Treasury Of Dancing And Hijinks From Your Atlanta Drinky Thing

Atlanta, dear Wonkadoos, was a compleat treat. About a dozen hardy lovers came from all over the South — one young miss from Birmingham! — to drink our beer and eat our vittles. And every one a peach! As usual, we will not be identifying the beautiful peoples in our party pix, but they may do so if they choose, in the comments. EXCEPT! We will ID TTommyUnger, who is the sexy old beast in the black mustache, because we must talk about his wife! Now. You never know what’s going to happen when someone brings a wife. Maybe she will be unhappy with our crude, vulgar, libtard ways! Sure, he hangs out in biker bars, but maybe they lead separate lives and she knits muffins with her High Baptist Ladies Auxiliary (we understand this is what they do in the genteel South). Nope. Melanie proceeded to regale us with tales of waving her titanium .38 at any ol’ motherfuckers who wanted to cut her off in traffic, and also some good ones about Jimmy Carter at church. So Melanie is our newest lady love, and she’s packing heat. Party people after the jump! Read more on A Children’s Treasury Of Dancing And Hijinks From Your Atlanta Drinky Thing…
  we don't know nothin about birthin no babies

Why, Don’t Forget Your Atlanta And Charlotte Drinky Things And Meets-Up, You Sweet Ol’ Thing!

Well fiddle dee dee, here is your gentle reminder that our Atlanta Drinky Thing is this very ol’ evenin’, right there at Manuel’s, and we shall commence at let’s say sixish! Read more on Why, Don’t Forget Your Atlanta And Charlotte Drinky Things And Meets-Up, You Sweet Ol’ Thing!…
  fight for your right to party!

Your Wonkette Drinky Thing Party Planner (And Prizes!)

Remember when we made our own fake Kickstarter, because the real Kickstarter did not think that going around the country throwing parties was “performance art”? (WHATEVER.) Well, we promised you many gifties, which we have yet to deliver, so let us tell you News about them, and announce who won the chance to decide where the bonus Drinky Thing would be! Read more on Your Wonkette Drinky Thing Party Planner (And Prizes!)…
  beach blanket bingo also too

We Might Let Some Republicans Into Our Tampa Wonkette Drinky Thing, But Only If They Are Shirtless

HELLO FLORIDA. You have been so patient, waiting for the deets on our Republican National Convention Wonkette Drinky Thing and Meetup in Tampa! Will there be beer, and fried things, and ladies in skimpy tops? Yes, yes, and it could happen! Will there be Republicans, and media ‘lites, and you, the brave and loyal Wonker? Most certainly, but only if the Republicans are hot. Read more on We Might Let Some Republicans Into Our Tampa Wonkette Drinky Thing, But Only If They Are Shirtless…